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Prompt #2287

The villain shuffled awkwardly. “So…you don’t have anywhere to live? Like, at all?”

“Not since you blew up my apartment block last week, no. I don’t exactly have enough money floating around for another down payment.”

“Well, I’ve, uh…” The villain scratched their back of their head, discomfort radiating off them in waves. “I, uh, don’t have that kind of money either, but I do- I have been looking for a new roommate. You wouldn’t need a huge upfront sum for that, and it would help me out too, and, well, at least we wouldn’t have to worry about our roommate finding out our secret IDs? So…what do you think?”

Protect the cat! 💙💙💙💙

Kedi. Dir. Ceyda Torun. 2016.

Please please bring me some luck.

As Graceful as a Swan

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

now all I need is to have a large library in an old house, which is located on the outskirts of a small town, with a lot of magic books that can help make a potion for a variety of purposes, cure a person or predict the future

what if after sherlock had bared the whole lifestory of john and asked him to move in with him, instead of being impressed, john actually gets offended af and lashes out on sherlock in full force. like how dare you treat an ex military doctor like that you arrogant sod. but later goes home and finds out that mr. perfect-cheekbones is actually a bloody genius detective which thrills him a bit. so the next day he goes to meet sherlock again who is mad at him too for the recent event but is secretly intrigued with this fine looking army doctor. hence they agree to live together at 221b with a set of thirty nine ground rules to stay out of each other’s business, each of them getting difficult to manage everytime the other breathes around their space like damn

enemies to lovers trope at its best.

The way her dress flows. Almost hypnotizing | source

It's funny!

Apparently my director went to see a production of West Side Story a few years ago, and the guy playing Chino forgot his gun before coming out for his final scene. Once it got to the big scene where he is supposed to shoot Tony, he screeched “Poison Boots” and kicked the actor playing Tony until he went down. The girl playing Maria then had to jerk the shoe off of Chino’s foot, and had to do the gunshot scene asking “How many kicks Chino? How many kicks, and one kick left for me”. 

I needed this.

In case your head is making you feel very anxious: No, there is nothing wrong with your appearance, you look normal. You are absolutely fine. Nobody notices that pimple, the way you walk or the anxiety you carry. Breathe, darling. You are fine. Nobody thinks you are awkward. Nobody thinks you are ugly. Nobody is staring at you. You are fine. Everything is going to be okay. Hold on to me, my love. You'll get through this.