If You See This Post You’re Legally Obligated To Reply To It With Your Current Favorite Song

Crooked Teeth is my jam right now. Talking Bird is like going home. What Sarah Said is a guilty pleasure. I just have no words. This is the deepest, slowest, long-term betrayal I’ve ever experienced.

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some dude: hey guys c/oco is a really progressive movie but isn’t getting enough marketing or promotions! we need to support it more vocally :(

me: 

Had a dream that I was washing my hands and the only visible difference between the bathroom and my real one is that we had a new bottle of soap that was purple instead of green.

Riveting.

I didn’t realize I was asserting my dominance at a young age by riding that thing so many times in a row. Literally running after getting off the thing so I could get back in line to go again.

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

Just, funny coincidence that someone was talking about setting something on fire and now apparently the world is burning. I don’t think I’ve ever had posts on a feed line up like this before, so this was neato.

Thank goodness I don’t have some omnipotent narrator following me around, documenting what I say and do. Yesterday and today I said some pretty stupid stuff.

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

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Woo, new icon! Best bit of art work I ever did. Beautiful, graceful, perfect.

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Sometimes you just gotta make. absolute. garbage.