Sometimes Self Care Is Just Saying ‘this Person Is A Fucking Idiot’ And Exiting Their Blog Instead

I can guarentee, for a fact, absolutely no one lives in Pennsylvania. You don’t have to double check me on this. Don’t try going to Pennsylvania. Don’t try looking it up. There’s no need. No one lives in Pennsylvania. In fact, scientists have yet to prove the existence of Pennsylvania.

Important to note! If you find that you do believe that “Pennsylvania” exists as a place, you might be affected with the very lethal disease nicknamed “Yinz”. Individuals affected by Yinz go through multiple stages as the disease progresses. Don’t lose hope; the final stage symptoms are very detectable! The infected individual will use the term “yinz” in casual conversation as a call for help as their mind is slowly overtaken by the pathogen. Contact yinz local physician if you suspect a loved one is affected by Yinz!

Good. At least one of us would’ve been competent.

if you entered sburb on 4/13 in 2009, how old would you have been at that time?

Ah, yes, “gender esperission” the esperission of gender.

Remember to take it slow with the frozen treats

Just overheard my MOM on the phone with her IN-LAWS saying that she likes GRAVEYARDS because they are OUTDOOR MUSEUMS.

Yankee Candle x Litwick variations bc yeah?????

Is there anything more excruciating than not knowing if someone is “feel bad, need space”, “feel bad, need u to reach out” or “literally fine, just busy, stop pestering me”

Pretty moon pretty moon pretty moon!

Pirate Puppos

So, I’ve been working on art things. Gradually, mind you. I said somewhere on here that I wanted to make my own dashboard picture and icon, so here is me trying to uphold that.

In case you couldn’t tell, this is but a single eye. There will be more. The area around the eye is most certainly is not done and the eye might end up getting some sick gradients.

Blog-like things are strange.

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