What I Said: This Thing You’re Saying Makes Me Uncomfortable And I’d Like You To Stop

the moon, and the stars that light the way home 🌙🌟

Someone: *does something unexpected and funny*

Internet: Oh wow, I really wanna know who did that

Same someone from before: Oh, my sister did that

Also internet: Stop lying and taking credit for everything you little beatch. Anyone could've done it and here you are lying to get famous.

PSA:

Among all the handwashing instructions and fun 20-second song suggestions, I haven’t yet seen anyone note that it is IMPOSSIBLE to wash your hands properly if your fingernails are long. If you can’t put your fingertips straight down against your other palm without your nails adding too much distance to do it, you cannot wash under your fingernails properly unless you use a nail brush every time. Hand sanitizer won’t do the trick either. If you can’t rub the very ends of your fingers against the other palm, your hands aren’t truly clean after you wash them, no matter how long you soap up. Please, during this global emergency, keep your nails short.

i have found mcytblr

and i like it much better than mcytwt

Not an easy decision

This is the Baby Money Yoda, reblog in the next 60 seconds of seeing this to receive a blessing from our green bean prince.

Jeekies :(((

jisung + his stars blanket ⭐

“they’ll be starting something they can’t end.”

Me: mY ThiGhS aRe SO FaT

The fortune cookie I'm eating:

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