Well Then If We Have Emperor Luz Now, So There Should Be.....

Just.....yes

JASPER APPRECIATION POST

(cause she deserves it...)

I keep seeing these alternate Steven rp blogs and I’m low key about to try it out some time.

all these fucking fools on my dashboard talk about how they love bats but only show pictures of fruit bats fuck you start posting pictures of all bats i can’t stand this fucking bat erasure

Alright I know gw will never see this.

But

Noise Marines need more than just one kind of Gun Guitar.

And for the classy ones out there, that aim for elegance and grace.

The Gun Violin is the right choice.

Not a fan of ranged weapon?

The Guitar Axe is ready for use.

But some might ask. What about those who can't play the electric guitar but still want to participate?

Behold

What about those that don't know how to shoot a gun?

Fear not, compensate by having marines 10 times louder than their battle brothers.

10 times louder isn't enough for your needs?

May I suggest THIS?

In Conclusion

Too many Noise Marines too little weapon diversity.

reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

i think splatoon should install a slide in the waiting lobby for the cephalopods to play on. maybe a swing set too. they need more enrichment to make them happy

My “draw the squad” memes so far