Pasqually They Could Never Make Me Hate You

Random Homestuck Headcanons bc I NEVER have an excuse to say them :

- Terezi has liberty spikes (I think that's what they're called?) for a good chunk of their hair but he can't do them on her own so Vriska always did them and by the time he's introduced in hs they're only held together by them guessing where they are and spraying them w hairspray

- Think the last one made this obvious He/She/They Terezi

- Nepeta is a chapstick muncher but for a few reasons, mostly bc it's an easy way to feed yourself even a bit and I definitely see one of meow's autistic traits being struggling to eat but also because meow probably just likes silly flavors

- She/Meow/It Nepeta

- Vriska HATES the weird sensory experience of glasses sides so she just uses wire and snaps off sides to make her own

- Karkat is the most sensitive of the trolls to hot weather, Nepeta is the least. In the worst/best of weather Karkat is wearing Nepeta's shirts while the opposite happens in winter

- Trans Karkat is real...woman ...angry woman...

- Honestly never saw Kanaya as goth aside from in fashion and that's not how that works so she probably dresses only in miscellaneous vintage or stuff she made

- Kanaya also probably has a bunch of tops she crocheted herself after Rose taught her how to crochet

- Trolls don't have human races ik but I could see Aradia resembling a native American

- Sollux lies about liking TooL online to seem cool in forums and shit but he actually can't get into metal at all

- Aradia probably could tho.

- I think Sollux being the only cis one would be funny

- Equius can never focus when Tavros is infodumping but Tavros accidentally ALWAYS infodumps when he has to focus

- NepEquiTav is canon to me even if Tavros has a (canon) cat allergy

- Nepeta gets the most comfort from warm beverages and it mostly favors warm milk

!! JUST TO SPECIFY I NEVER ACTUALLY FINISHED HOMESTUCK THIS IS JUST FROM MY HEAD AS SOMEONE THAT DID NOT FINISH !!

The way they all stare at him LOL

But first they must catch you 🏳️‍⚧️ Prints

hello beloveds ☺️

🤓☝️

That's actually an arachnid

Spider on Beach Bear's face

Idk which blog to put this on but

Agar Agar Cookie is literally eating disorder/body dysmorphia rep and I'm living for it

THABK YOU EVEN JUST FOR REASSURANCES GANG 🔥‼️‼️

So uhhh fun fact :

Not only does my (highly probable but not yet diagnosed due to many many many factors) neurodivergency not allow me to keep hyperfixations too long but it's also led me down a pipeline I'd like to elaborate on and apologize for in an animatronic standpoint

To put it very simply but rather accurately despite the aforementioned simplicity :

Likes thing - thing becomes hyperfixation - get so hyperfixated I struggle to actually learn about said thing - get scared to make own ideas about thing - continues to refuse to learn about thing - can't make headcanons - gives up on thing and loses interest

Fr why I'm not posting on this blog much 😭 vro just learn dumbass

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John: