Kit And Ty 💙 The Wicked Powers

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So I’ve finally gotten around to introducing my brother to Line of Duty snd it’s safe to say that he’s hooked! We watched the first three episodes of series one, and here are some of my favourite quotes:

Series One: Episode One

. *when Tony is arresting that guy at the start* ‘A knife! NOOOOOOOO!’

. *when Jackie gets in Tony’s car* ‘Good morning, you killed someone! Have a nice day.’

. ‘Ooooooo Office style zoom ins.’

. ‘Do Steve and Kate get together?’

. ‘You can hear the internal scream when Steve finds out who pooped in his car.’

Series One: Episode Two

. ‘Why is Bob the Builder so mean in this?’

. *to the tune of Tom Jones’ ‘Delilah’* ‘Why, why whyyyyy Steveeee’

. *When Kate said something felt odd, to the tune of ‘Love is All Around’* ‘I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes…’

. * makes siren noises every time he sees a police car*

. ‘I’d be really pissed off if Steve ditched me on a date, witness or not.’

. ‘At least they can’t continue their affair if she’s dead.’

Series One: Episode Three

. ‘Get some Vanish on the carpet, that’ll clean the blood right up.’

. *During the interview scene* Steve is destroying Tony right now.’

. ‘She must be a bit chilly in that freezer, surely?’

. ‘Has Kate found the glass?’

. ‘Where’s the glass?’

. ‘THERE’S THE GLASS!’

. ‘Steve really said fuck this shit I’m out.’

Stay tuned for more instalments of ‘My Brother Watches Line of Duty.’

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Ok but like. What if on the ice court heist in the show Jesper is just like MAN THIS SHIP WOULD BE A LOT BETTER IF MILO WERE HERE and just going on and on about Milo while Kaz had already killed a man and is ready to do it again bc Inej is hurt and later on when they’re hiding from Van Eck or whatever on Black Veil Jesper mentions Milo again and wylan just. Loses it and gets all jealous like who the FUCK is Milo???? And Jesper. Has to admit that it’s a goat. And then doesn’t get why Wylan’s suddenly all embarrassed bc he’s a big ol dummy who doesn’t realize that Wylan likes him back and meanwhile Wylan’s just sitting there like I WAS JEALOUS OF A GOAT WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME???

Anyways I finished watching Shadow and Bone. I adored it. I’d date all of the crows. But only Jesper would let me. Nina would at least flirt back with me. That is all.

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