Nah See I Don't Get How The Same People Who Bash The Weasleys Are The Same People Who Defend Malfoy And

Julian and Simon are a gift

bonus gossiping husbands:

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

oh shit! I am sad for no reason!!!!!!

I love how on Anikator Jensen and Jared are like models and then there’s misha

James: If baby oil dissolves condoms, what the fuck does it do to babies??

Lily: James, this may come as a bit of a shock to you, but babies and condoms are made of different materials.

Remus: It’s like rock, paper, scissors. Baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, and condom defeats baby.

Sirius:

Sirius: rock also defeats baby.

Remus: Sirius NO—

Dead Men: (in a crowd of soldiers and can’t find Larrikin) That idiot’s wandered off again.

Dexter: Leave it to me.

Dexter: (uses his hands as a microphone) ANTON SHUDDER WANTS A HUG!!

Larrikin: (from other side of the room) mOVE OUTTA MY WAY I GOTTA GET TO THE MUSCLY GUY

Dexter: There he is.

Anton: (slaps Dexter)

Handbook Teaser

SP Faces: Skulduggery's Family Edition 2.0

Top: Carver Gallant, Skulduggery Pleasant, Confelicity Divine

Second Row: Francis Gadabout, Petulance Ruin, Uther Peccant

Third Row: Bayard Muchly, Sophrosyne Grace

Bottom Row: Apricity Delight, Respair Kempt

In the Handbook, all Skug's siblings have fully-fleshed-out backstories and personalities, and they all get a little section about their personal history. I have kept almost nothing from the Grimoire's "Abrogate Raze" sections, because like 98% of that storyline sucked ass. Also, some names changed, either for brainrot reasons - "Fransic Catawampus" is the stupidest fucking name in the entire series, fight me Lardo - or to fit the personalities I gave them.

Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard + Artbreeder

Magnus Chase Samirah al-Abbas

Blitzen Hearthstone

Alex Fierro Thomas Jefferson Jr.

Mallory Keen Halfborn Gunderson

Gunilla Amir Fadlan