All The Updates From Al Shifa Right Now Are Just "we're Waiting To Die" I Feel So Sick

We all know how flustered Battinson would be as a first time dad, but can you imagine him when half the rogue roster AND JL members come to them after Jason gets adopted?

Naturally, they assume he’s Bruce’s biological kid. And chaoes quickly comes knocking.

Harvey is VERY ready to be a dad. Too ready. “Don’t even worry about it, even if we’ve had our problem, OBVIOUSLY I’m the father, and I’ll be there every step of the way.”

“What.”

“There’s no need to hide the truth, Bruce, I’m not mad. I’ll be the best dad I can be. I won’t even let Two Face show him how to shoot a gun.”

“I already know how to do that :D”

“WHAT?”

“What did I tell ya?” The seamless switch is blink-and you miss it, but not for Bruce’s sharp eyes. TF just grins, switchblade sharp, ruffling at Jason’s hair, “That IS my boy.”

Clark sheepishly approaching Bruce one day, sitting down at the JL cafeteria table. His handsome face fashioned a bare earnestness which only confuses Bruce MORE.

“Hey. So, we should probably talk about Jason, right?”

“What.”

“I’m really sorry if I did something that made you feel like you couldn’t tell me. But I’m ready to step up. So when should I move in?”

“We haven’t slept together, Clark.”

“Bruce, I think I’d know my kid when I saw him.”

Hal can’t take this anymore. “HE’S A MAN?” He pauses, “Also, why am I not questioned? I could be the baby daddy! I could SO be the baby daddy!”

“Go away, Hal.”

“Yeah ok.”

the saddest word 

in the whole wide world 

is the word almost… 

What if

What if Ayano looked more like her father. What if her mannerisms were more like him. Ryoba giving birth to a carbon copy if her husband whom she killed for. What do you think would happen

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Aemond: Where are you going?

Luke: To train, if no one else is going to make my legs shake might as well do it myself

Aemond: Give me a chanc-

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Callisto: I could kiss you right now!

Artemis: ... Neat.

[Later]

Artemis: Neat! I said "neat"! I'm not a stupid mortal from the 50s, I can do better that "neat"!

Apollo: Don't sweat it. Remember what I said the first time Hyacinthus told me he loved me?

Artemis: Didn't you say "yikes"?

Apollo, eyes haunted: I said "yikes."

These monsters

"every zionist accusation is a confession"

well, this actually happened to a Palestinian child in the Deir Yassin massacre of 1948. here's an eye-witness account :

FULL DOCUMENTARY HERE.