Me And My F1 Girlies Trying To Break Whatever Second Driver Curse Is On Redbull So It Skips Yuki

(1st of March 2022)

I'm currently in Paris with my father who's a PAIN IN THE ASSHOLE.

He complains about everything, he doesn't want to visit anything...

He's definitely testing my limits to see how much it takes to bring me to commit homocide.

So, this morning I visited Orsay Museum without him, and this led me to think about...

HOW WOULD DANIEL BRÜHL'S CHARACTERS REACT TO VISITING MUSEUMS?

1) LAZSLO KREIZLER

Everything started with this motherf*cker right here.

I literally thought "Lazslo would never do this to me, he would love to be here and watch all this paintings, he would love to comment the author, their style and to tell me the stories of all these paintings".

He would be the one to ask you to go to museums (O MY I LOVE THAT THING), he would ask you to join him, and if you do, he would definitely be your guide through every kind of exhibition.

(this is a clear symptom of a big dick)

I don't want to support mansplaining, but, I would stay there hours with him explaining things about whatever the museum is...

Also, eating at a cafe after the show or the visit and commenting what you've seen...

SO HOT

2) HELMUT ZEMO

He would buy you the museum.

End of the story.

I firmly believe that, at the first occasion you mention your will to go in a particular museum, he would instantly call the owner and ask for a private visit and telling them that he's willing to pay... A lot...

Also, I believe he's probably highly educated, being the Baron he is.

Guiding you through the museum and telling you the stories of the paintings, sculptures and the authors.

"museum date" wouldn't be the most popular option between you two, but I like to think, once or twice a month he'd be like "hey you know, there's this show of this famous artist, I was thinking we could go together".

Again...

SO HOT

3) ALEX KERNER

I'm sure as hell I would end up kicking him in the face...

I'm sure he would be all whiny and would bitch around for staying in front of a statue for more then three seconds...

He would complain every two seconds and ask perpetually when we are leaving.

He would rather prefer do other things instead of museum (I think I made it quite clear), but maybe he would agree to come with you if this makes you happy.

But that doesn't mean he's gonna enjoy it and that he's not going to bitch about it...

4) NIKI LAUDA

Only if it's about something that he likes too.

I imagine a museum about cars or motors or stuff related to F1.

So here we have two possible endings, one good and one bad.

The good one, happens if you like the same things.

He would love to come with you to cars related shows and museums, and explain to you how things work and their history.

The bad one, happens if you have different interests.

Prepare yourself to go around art shows and museums all alone, or with a bratty and bitchy Niki.

5) ANDREA MAROWSKI

This is a difficult one to identificate.

He plays the violin, so I believe he has an advanced knowledge of music and its history and probably a good level of general culture, probably above an average person.

BUT

His childish attitude and his hyperactivity will definitely influence his interest and his attention in a museum.

So for this one, I believe he would gladly come with you, and he would actually enjoy it, but not for an excessive amount of time.

Let's say, no more then 2 hours.

THOSE ARE THE ONES I WANTED TO ANALYZE TODAY, IF YOU HAVE DIFFERENT HEADCANONS FROM MINE AND/OR HEADCANONS FOR OTHER CHARACTERS, PLEASE LET'S START A CHIT CHAT IN THE COMMENT, I LOVE THAT THING.

Bye Lovies ❤️

kotone shiomi fan club ✨

The Face of an Angel (2014) Daniel Brühl as Thomas Lang

Hehe I’m so funny

zhouttas( and their sunglasses)

Another tale of love between Ayrton and pasta, as told by Angelo Parrilla of karting company fame:

He arrived with a smile on his face and a phone call from his father, who anticipated a problem: "look, my son struggles a lot with food, please don't make him come back malnourished". Ayrton was tired from the trip and still carrying his luggage, so we decided to bring him with us to lunch, so that we could understand his issue. Next to our house there was a small tuscanian restaurant and the boy devoured a plate of spaghetti alla carbonara immediately, then a steak and a salad. He didn't drink wine nor did he smoke, so in the end I asked if he wanted a coffee. "No, but I'd rather have something else, if possible." "Sure, what would you like to order?" "Another plate of spaghetti alla carbonara!"

If the old formula one drivers had instagram ∟ niki lauda

*thunderous engine noises*

rush is a relatable film because if i'd seen someone try to tell niki lauda that nobody would love him because of his scars/disfigurement after his near-death horror crash i, like james hunt, would drag that person into a closet and beat them till they were bloody

The Coming Days (2010) Daniel Brühl as Hans Krämer