Okay okay this will not go away so
The Hermits ranking how weird they are right
And Impulse talking about his inverted mouse controls and how Skizz also uses inverted controls because they both played the same war game
Where Impulse was the helicopter pilot
And Skizz was his gunner
And I just.
In a fictional version of Hermitcraft, Impulse the demon soldier of wars long won or lost but either way forgotten going 'you know what, it's nice here, it's calm and fun and beautiful and the chaos is always tempered by love no matter how destructive it gets, I should bring my friend.'
And his friend Skizz- an angel, the opposite of him in every way, an enemy turned ally turned something like brother but the word brother does not and cannot truly encompass what they have become to one another over millennia- says, 'will they want me?'
'Of course they will.'
'I can't create. I never could.'
'That's not what it's about. Come on, come see it. Come be with me where there are no guns. Come fly again.'
And these two old soldiers, one guiding the other into a circle of people who will trust and care and treat him like a person, not a weapon. Who will laugh at his antics and love him just as he is, as Impulse came to love him.
Just fucking. Impulse and Skizz, both with ancient scars, building new things together just like they promised one another they would when everything was dust and blood and this- this is their happy ending, and they share it with people who don't have a clue, and its perfect.
Why does he die, you ask?
Well.
This.
LINK LINK LINK LINK GO READ RIGHT NOWWWWW
yesss! Shark skizz >:D so true
Got inspired to draw skizz art after watching Doc's latest episode ✨️
Please tell me you'll be posting the translations for the galactic? Or that someone in the tags will, bc it makes my head hurt to try but I desperately want to know
We will, but only after all the journal pages are released, on our ao3! If you stick around, your patience will be rewarded. Until then, the galactic is a secret for the people willing to translate it >:)
For the brave (assuming you can distinguish between this and Enkay's handwriting lol):
Edit: some people have posted and reblogged with translations, if you want to look for them :-) You can use the skizz's journal tag on this post to search
In which, Impulse pays lots of attention in class and never gets distracted ever :)
i spent hours on this and its still not reaching my vision but idc anymore, so here u go. a very not distracting Skizz taking notes.
well now i have to draw this :/ rather rude
oh
skizz as some kind of,, like... griffin hybrid? for one thing he's already kinda lion coded and also bird coded. and the whole protecting treasure thing. skizz protects his treasure, his friends. hi. and then imp and skizz podcast episode uhhhhh i think actually the first episode. skizz saying "i've always had this kind of... protective aura around you" (paraphrasing i don't have the clip rn) about impulse. being fiercely loyal, a trait often associated with lions at least. hi. hi. griffin hybrid skizzleman. can anyone hear me. hello
there you go! idk what to say in these things anymore. He's a fluffy guy, classic Joel
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