Writer Culture Be Like

My brain: so you are writing a fantasy novel?

Me: yeah. why?

My brain: a story that takes place in a fantasy world? a world you made up? a world of your own?

Me: pretty cool, huh?

My brain: you will nedd a map

Me: wait...

My brain: A MAP!

Me: I don't think...

My brain: *banging pots and pans* YOU NEED A MAP RIGHT NOW

oh you're touch starved? here eat up *fucking punches you*

you can always count on me to put the lust in bloodlust

it's not a red string of fate those two are bound by dog collars and a steel chain

ok im writing. what the hell happens after The

no google docs you don't understand this is a sexy, necessary grammar mistake

the only problem with scythes as a weapon is that you can't design one without some joyless realist deciding it's their duty to remind you how impractical they would actually be in combat. it's always "but a scythe would be useless in a real battle!!1!" and never How was the scythe the scythe looked fun it was fun.

must i proofread my writing? is it not enough to unleash it on the public, sexy and unedited?

babe are u okay? ur shaking in fear bc im holding you at knifepoint instead of falling in love with me like i planned