049-(In His Best Lawyer Voice) Eat A Dick, Your Honor.

049- Scientists are calling it 'The Heist of The Century'

106- Im calling it a typical tusday morning

106- Hi, i just lit a Baskin' Robins on fire

106- i found this new game whenever you're sad just take a drink

049- (from the other room) thats called alcoholism

049-J- Aren't you lactose intolerant?

035- This isn't lactose its milk

049- Y-youre a fuckin idiot

049-(after being woken up on christmas (or ever) I seek righteousness but ill take revenge

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035- for christmas i wanna punch god in the face

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106-(falling down the chimney) IM MR WHITE CHRISTMAS IM HIGH ON CRACK

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049-j-(holding the biggest tarantula) If youre cold theyre cold let them in

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Happy holidays dipshits

scps during pride month

035- (SHREAKING) I AM AT FULL POWER

reasurcher- so whos straigh?

049-(raises hand)

106-(putting Docs hand down) dont lie to yourself

096- i like rainbows

166 and mrs Sweety- THEIR SO PRETTY IT HURTS IM NOT TALKIN BOUT BOYS IM TALKIN BOUT GIRLS

Dr Clef and Dr wondertainment- (weaping tears of joy at his child)

682 and 079- (confused but supportive)

If SCPs drew themselves

i love this so much

106- what if the air we breath is really a drug that makes us see a dazed version of the world what when people take drugs and trip they see the real world and thats why their illegal.

049- Yeah ok sure but i need you to stop eating my medical cocaine

049- What is this henti? I heard Dr Bright speaking of it, but i myself have not encountered a henti

Dr Clef- (WHEZEEING)

035- DOC, NO!

Dr Bright- Im gonna tell him

035- NO

MTF- Why don't you lie down and die with dignity

035 and 049- we don't have any dignity

some of the best quotes from my discord

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106- Im about to kill a child using a dehydrated fetus

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Clef- Look at me... I'm wearing sandals im not ready for war

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049-jay- MY BONES ARE FULL OF ANTS?!

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Bright- I SWEAR! if they have to bleep out Eminem during the halftime show hes just going to sound like an EAS alarm!

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035- fame is 5% hard work and 95% is hanging out with hot people