oh man… sorry bro.. i accidentally left some lipstick on your neck.. here let me kiss it off… shit i left more… here hold on… oh no i left even more… here hol
We pick up Miraak for Saturalia but I make it unwatchable
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the way he pronounces words just tickles my brain
pairing with a major size difference my beloved... they see each other's faces 5% of the time
everything in this life is temporary. except that fandom hyperfixation from when you were 14. that thang will be with you forever there's no escaping.
because all dragon age games are just my own personal fantasy dating sim (with a dramatic world saving side plot) it's v important to take the time to consider alll my romantic options
i think every single permutation of the hawke/varric relationship is groundbreaking and revolutionary btw. widely accepted fanon doofus besties? yes excellent stunning. unrequited love on varric’s side? ohhhhh the tragedy of the storyteller and his muse, bound up together and doomed in a story whose ending he can’t change. unrequited love on hawke’s side? spicy wtf is going on there. indifferent, kind of strained mostly coworkers? INCHRESTING. RIVALS??? IM OBSESSED!!! OH, REQUITED LOVE?? REQUITED LOVE THAT VARRIC DELIBERATELY HID FROM CASSANDRA IN ORDER TO GIVE HIMSELF AND HIS PARAMOUR A RESPITE FROM THE RELENTLESS PROWLING OF THE OUTSIDE WORLD?! STOP THE PRESSES I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THE ‘I LIE A LOT’ LINE FOR THE NEXT 72 HOURS
evka has an antoine version but it's kept in her super secret diary so that no one knows she has a soft side
actual canon things Antoine has above his research table (what is "But selfishly—if you are reading this—I tried to make a world with more sparrows in it for you" but a very eloquent version)
Shitposting cuz its funny