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im sick guys
got his ass
ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog
life's too short to write for an imaginary critic that you fear will hate what you wrote
“Headmates need to be miserable all the time 24/7!!!” actually headmates need delicious homemade Mac-n-cheese
we don't understand the point or basis of the majority of syscourse but it feels like we can never admit that to any other systems because everyone seems so caught up in it
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Some wips~ and I have a blue sky (polararts)
what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore
had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing