I Love Reddit So Fucking Much

sometimes being a system is like having a twitch chat in your brain but sometimes its like banging your head against the wall in the dark to find a switch that will send a working-but-very-dim bat signal to the other side of the world and just praying they’ll see it and understand

I don’t hate the concept of ebooks per se but what bothers me is how our society is shifting from actually owning entertainment in tangible forms like books and CDs and DVDs and game discs, to having to download everything so basically we’ll get to the point where everything is intangible and all of our property can be taken away by a website crash.

[johnny bravo voice] puppy dog

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As someone who makes webcomics, I miss that tiny sliver of history when indie creators of ongoing, labor-intensive passion projects finally had the means to fund their work via subscription, but big businesses hadn't yet realized they could unnecessarily milk more money from every customer by turning single-purchase products into subscriptions for no reason.

I do love a good dance with yourself. evil clone? alternate reality version? past version? future version? metaphorical representation of the true self? they should all do a homoerotic little waltz

(falls over and cracks my head open) oug,hn shit my alters are escapin g,.,

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getting attached to a piece of media where a character is split into two (or more) or has multiple people in their head is probably a plural canon event

tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

bastard sounds great in an irish accent. if an irish person calls you a 'daft bastard' it just feels right

the welsh have the monopoly on things ending in hell. fuckin hell and bloody hell hit different in a welsh accent. its like music to my ears

the scots have piss and shite for sure. "its pishin it doon out there" "this is a load of shite" absolute poetry

if i may speak for the english i think we do penis related words very well. dickhead, knobhead, twat, etc.

and for all the shit we give them, you gotta admit that no one can deliver a 'goddamn' quite like an american. theres a certain weight to it that you just cant achieve in other accents. when an american says goddamn you know shit just got real