florence welch & ethel cain
My girlfriend: Treat me like a princess :)
Me, tears in my eyes, hauling the guillotine out of storage: I’m sorry, honey, but for the good of my comrades and country, a monarchy cannot stand
may i add hilda hilst!!!!
Queen: You’re a opera-loving diva with a hand kink.
Led Zeppelin: You have a complicated relationship with fully-buttoned shirts, lemons, and liking Jimmy Page.
The Beatles: You’re a peace-and-love 60’s baby who uses too many emojis. You either love or hate John Lennon.
The Rolling Stones: The only rock fans that can make dancing like an electrocuted chicken look good.
The Who: You’re an anti-authoritarian 60’s baby with PTSD from the boys’ terrible haircuts.
Nirvana: You’re super anti-capitalist and own a weird amount of flannel shirts.
Joan Jett and the Blackhearts/The Runaways: You’re a lesbian.
Deep Purple: You’re shy but chaotic.
Sex Pistols: You’re a piercing/tattoo anarchist that had a complicated relationship with liking Sid Vicious. You’ve 100% been arrested.
Ramones: You’re a leather jacket rebel who wants/has Joey Ramone’s haircut.
Jimi Hendrix: You 100% play guitar and like the National Anthem for completely different reasons than everyone thinks.
Janis Joplin: You’re a feminist who wears glasses and has a complicated relationship with alcohol.
The Doors: You’re also an anarchist but in a, like, 60’s flower child way. You’ve also 100% been arrested.
Pink Floyd: You have a philosophy degree and are also very anti-capitalist in a fun, hippie way.
AC/DC: You’ve been in a fight before and will not hesitate to throw hands again.
Mötley Crüe: You watched The Dirt but didn’t read the book. You’re also either a dad who listened to them as a kid or under 20 years old.
Blondie: You have a crush on Debbie Harry.
David Bowie: You’re a dramatic thot who’s weirdly good with makeup.
Elton John: You’re a dramatic thot but with more glitter and sequins.
Guns N’ Roses: You’re a dramatic thot but with a boner for a good guitar solo.
Aerosmith: You use too much hairspray. Like, way too much hairspray. Save some ozone for the rest of us! (jk live your life babes)
Santana: You’re the ultimate Woodstock fan and also have a boner for a good guitar solo.
The Grateful Dead: You’re like Santana fans but you’re also probably older because I’ve never met a young Deadhead.
- 🤘🏻
my chemical romance if they had netflix
“I am very happy with my relationship at the moment and I couldn’t ask for better. I’ve finally found a niche that I was looking for all my life and no fucker in this universe is gonna upset it.” - Freddie Mercury talking about his husband, Jim Hutton [x]
This had such good meme potential I couldn’t resist
Celebrity Barbies → Icons of Music Series
↳ Part 1 Featuring:
Dolly Parton, “The Queen of Country Music”
Patti Smith, “The Godmother of Punk
Stevie Nicks, “The Queen of Rock”
Madonna, “The Queen of Pop
Patti LuPone, “The Queen of Broadway”
Joan Baez, “The Queen of Folk”
Debbie Harry City Hall Newcastle Blondie'78
heavy is the head that wears the crown... based on robert mapplethorpe's "two men dancing"