Brian May + Play The Game (Rock Montreal 1981)

don’t think i can call it a hyperfixation anymore fam im afraid im just long term insane about this piece of media

My girlfriend: Treat me like a princess :)

Me, tears in my eyes, hauling the guillotine out of storage: I’m sorry, honey, but for the good of my comrades and country, a monarchy cannot stand

i spent nearly an hour going through brian’s old tweets and found these gems worth sharing

What about you?

What Your Favorite Classic Rock Band/Artist Says About You:

Queen: You’re a opera-loving diva with a hand kink.

Led Zeppelin: You have a complicated relationship with fully-buttoned shirts, lemons, and liking Jimmy Page.

The Beatles: You’re a peace-and-love 60’s baby who uses too many emojis. You either love or hate John Lennon.

The Rolling Stones: The only rock fans that can make dancing like an electrocuted chicken look good.

The Who: You’re an anti-authoritarian 60’s baby with PTSD from the boys’ terrible haircuts.

Nirvana: You’re super anti-capitalist and own a weird amount of flannel shirts.

Joan Jett and the Blackhearts/The Runaways: You’re a lesbian.

Deep Purple: You’re shy but chaotic.

Sex Pistols: You’re a piercing/tattoo anarchist that had a complicated relationship with liking Sid Vicious. You’ve 100% been arrested.

Ramones: You’re a leather jacket rebel who wants/has Joey Ramone’s haircut.

Jimi Hendrix: You 100% play guitar and like the National Anthem for completely different reasons than everyone thinks.

Janis Joplin: You’re a feminist who wears glasses and has a complicated relationship with alcohol.

The Doors: You’re also an anarchist but in a, like, 60’s flower child way. You’ve also 100% been arrested.

Pink Floyd: You have a philosophy degree and are also very anti-capitalist in a fun, hippie way.

AC/DC: You’ve been in a fight before and will not hesitate to throw hands again.

Mötley Crüe: You watched The Dirt but didn’t read the book. You’re also either a dad who listened to them as a kid or under 20 years old.

Blondie: You have a crush on Debbie Harry.

David Bowie: You’re a dramatic thot who’s weirdly good with makeup.

Elton John: You’re a dramatic thot but with more glitter and sequins.

Guns N’ Roses: You’re a dramatic thot but with a boner for a good guitar solo.

Aerosmith: You use too much hairspray. Like, way too much hairspray. Save some ozone for the rest of us! (jk live your life babes)

Santana: You’re the ultimate Woodstock fan and also have a boner for a good guitar solo.

The Grateful Dead: You’re like Santana fans but you’re also probably older because I’ve never met a young Deadhead.

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This had such good meme potential I couldn’t resist

I want someone to romanticize me like emos romanticize 2005