PUNK IS WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY THAT IRRITATES PEOPLE WHO ARE USED TO HAVING TOTAL CONTROL. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

me: *hears the first few chords of Another One Bites The Dust*

me, through tears: John Deacon, u funky little man, u've done it again

she’s with me

My girlfriend: Treat me like a princess :)

Me, tears in my eyes, hauling the guillotine out of storage: I’m sorry, honey, but for the good of my comrades and country, a monarchy cannot stand

“I am very happy with my relationship at the moment and I couldn’t ask for better. I’ve finally found a niche that I was looking for all my life and no fucker in this universe is gonna upset it.” - Freddie Mercury talking about his husband, Jim Hutton [x]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

This had such good meme potential I couldn’t resist

when hozier said “i couldn’t utter my love when it mattered” and when extreme said “saying i love you/ is not the words i want to hear from you” and when mitski said “it would be a hundred times easier/ if we were young again” and when florence + the machine said “‘i love you’ never felt like any blessing” and when sophocles said “tell it anyway/ little words can mean/ death or life sometimes”

one day you think: I want to die. and then you think, very quietly: actually. actually. I think I want a coffee. a nap. a sandwich. a book. and I want to die turns day by day into want to go home, I want to walk in the woods, I want to see my friend, I want to sit in the sun, I want a cleaner kitchen, I want a better job, I want to live somewhere else. I want to live.

- via duckbunny

A look perfectly crafted for me I fear….