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2 years ago

Day two of my writing challenge

Sorry forgot to post also posting 3 today need to write 4 yet

Soulmate AU: everyone is born with heterochromia, one eye is their soulmate's color and the other is theirs. What happens when two soulmates meet?

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Everyone always dreams of meeting their soulmate, their other half. Meeting my soulmate was once my dream, but I’ve given up hope. My soulmate's eyes aren’t exactly the rarest color, although they were beautiful that’s for sure. Their eye is an arctic blue with strokes of baby blue. Compared to my simple hazel eyes theirs were truly magnificent. So in general it’s nice having such a beautiful eye, but every other blue eye I see is lifeless and dull compared to my soulmate’s. Sighing in frustration I shake my head to clear my thoughts, now is not the time for daydreaming, I’m about to be in Paris. The city of love it’s quite ironic huh? Stepping onto the train platform I take a deep breath in and smell food nearby. Looking around I also admire the train station's architecture, it was much better compared to what we had back home. While looking around I start to become dizzy and lean against a pole. I start to rub my temple to attempt to get rid of the dizzy spell, but a man suddenly appears in the corner of my vision. Blinking at him I notice he was quite tall he then asks in a somewhat raspy voice “Are you quite alright my lady?” No one says my lady, but I brush it off and notice he looked like Ian McKellen, he had eyes that sparkled with mischief and an impressive beard. Nodding I respond to him “I apologize for that sir, I’m just becoming very dizzy.”

Yet when I go to once again look at his eyes I find him studying mine.

I then hear “It’s her.” I am about to question what he meant by the remark but before I could I feel myself falling. Screams erupt from my mouth as I get beaten up by tree branches on the way down. When I hit the ground I start to feel tears form, but I push it down. Getting to my feet I realize I’m shaking and my right arm is numb. Muttering profanities under my breath I limp to the base of a tree and begin to take in my surroundings. I’m surrounded by black dying trees that were corroding to who knows what, but I did not wanna find out. Continuing to look around I wonder how the hell I got into this situation. Okay, I was at a train station in Paris and got dizzy then an old ma- wait it was that old hobo man that looks like Ian McKellen! Now that I think of it he looked like Gandalf, yet even I knew he looked too friendly!

Before I go to look around more when I hear a voice “Don’t move or the arrow will lie in your head” I go to speak but instead process the voice. Then it hit me he sounds like Legolas!

I respond “Sir I’m sorry for whatever I did, but I don’t even know where I am.”

Then I am interrupted by a person behind me “Lay down your bow Legolas Greenleaf, she is with me.”

Wait a minute that is the cheap Ian McKellen copy! Quickly turning around I point at the man cosplaying Gandalf “You! You, Homeless hobo, are the reason I’m here I could be in Paris right now drinking wine in the Eiffel Tower!”

He acknowledges me and says “I understand that my lady,” but then he turns to the man that also looked like a clone of Legolas and says “see look at her eyes, mellon nin.”

The Handsome copy of Legolas looks at my eyes as mine nervously dart around, but looking at his face, his expression shows one of surprise “She has Adar’s eyes…” He then turns to the other cosplayers and says something in elvish, to which the other cosplaying elves nod. The man cosplaying Legolas grabs my arm as we start to walk. If it was anyone else I wouldn’t have allowed it, but he’s hot so one exception. As we walk the large trees start to gain life the closer we got to whatever destination. ‘Okay this is weird as shit’ I think, but when we near a twisted wooden structure I realized.

“I’m not on earth any longer am I?”

I was really questioning myself, but the actual Gandalf agrees with a laugh “No my lady instead you are on middle earth.” Oh god I feel like throwing up, it definitely doesn’t help when I walk in and everyone looks at me. We walk through twisting halls and finally to what seemed like a throne room, nervous about falling off the edge of the path I practically cling onto Legolas, who in return gives me a curious glance. Once we reach the large platform I relax a bit, okay no dying via falling off a path edge.

Legolas then speaks “My King there is someone here to see you.” he lets go of me and I look at him as if he’s nuts and shake my head quickly.

I just want to go ho- “Is that so Legolas, tell me who is it.” My throat goes dry, but when I turn around I am met with the most beautiful blue eye and a hazel one. The tall elf with my eyes that I’ve identified as Thranduil walks down the steps and stops right in front of me. He is so close that I can feel his breath.

I say the only thing I can think of at that moment “Your eyes are beautiful.”

Day Two Of My Writing Challenge

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9 months ago

Taking anti-depressant pills?? Seeing a therapist??? Journaling???? No need babe, my fav writer just dropped another x reader fic.


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𝕄𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕃𝕚𝕤𝕥

𝕄𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕃𝕚𝕤𝕥

𝕆𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤

- Eyes of a King Part 1

Thranduil x reader (soulmate AU)

On a trip to Paris you’re thrown into another world only to find out you’re soulmate is supposed to be a fictional character

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Day two of my writing challenge Sorry forgot to post also posting 3 today need to write 4 yet Soulmate AU: everyone is born with heterochr

- Eyes of a King Part 2

Thranduil x reader (Soulmate AU)

You’ve come to accept the situation you’re in, but Thranduil seems to avoid you

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Eyes of a King Part two of my Thranduil soulmate one shot Sitting on my bed I listen to the birds outside my window, it’s strange not even

ℍ𝕖𝕒𝕕 ℂ𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕠𝕟𝕤

- Thranduil with a forgetful Significant Other

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- If his SO is forgetful Thranduil will try to help in any way he can - He will always either leave a note for you in the morning if he is

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2 years ago

God dayum!

Hate To Break It To You Ladies, But It's Not The Long Silver Hair That's Got You Hot And Bothered. The
Hate To Break It To You Ladies, But It's Not The Long Silver Hair That's Got You Hot And Bothered. The

Hate to break it to you ladies, but it's not the long silver hair that's got you hot and bothered. The man just radiates pure magnetism.


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Never seen something this me

Idk if its just me but I hate being the center of attention but I actually kinda like the idea of being the center of attention 😐 …

Idk If Its Just Me But I Hate Being The Center Of Attention But I Actually Kinda Like The Idea Of Being

Me showing my mom the carpenter boy art: Yeah it’s so strange to think people don’t know who they are

My chaotic ass: I’m going to start calling Christians Bible Fangirls/boys

How Does This Keep Happening To Me
How Does This Keep Happening To Me

How does this keep happening to me


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Awesome! I love your art!

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I must reread all of these

Any Fan's Dream Masterlist

A while ago, my account got hacked and I ended up deleting it. I'm going to re-release all my fanfics and I hope you all enjoy. (Also I continued writing AFD so there's more chapter ready). I no longer do a taglist for this because it doesn't seem to work but if you're interested in new chapters, they are posted every Saturday.

Synopsis:

When you look around and see Avengers Tower in front of you and Peter Parker beside you, you wonder how the hell you managed to get into the MCU.

Parts:

Part 1 Part 11 Part 21 Part 2 Part 12 Part 22 Part 3 Part 13 Part 23 Part 4 Part 14 Part 24 Part 5 Part 15 Part 25 Part 6 Part 16 Part 26 Part 7 Part 17 Part 27 Part 8 Part 18 Part 28 Part 9 Part 19 Part 29 Part 10 Part 20 Part 30


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9 months ago

Staged Terror photos by Aidan Monaghan

I look at these and fall more and more in love what the hell >:(

Staged Terror Photos By Aidan Monaghan
Staged Terror Photos By Aidan Monaghan
Staged Terror Photos By Aidan Monaghan
Staged Terror Photos By Aidan Monaghan
Staged Terror Photos By Aidan Monaghan
Staged Terror Photos By Aidan Monaghan
Staged Terror Photos By Aidan Monaghan
Staged Terror Photos By Aidan Monaghan
Staged Terror Photos By Aidan Monaghan
Staged Terror Photos By Aidan Monaghan
Staged Terror Photos By Aidan Monaghan
Staged Terror Photos By Aidan Monaghan

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2 years ago

Might use these as prompts

Responses to “I love you”

Do you now?

Hah, I almost bought it.

You can be really convincing sometimes.

You won't fool me.

That's low. Even for you.

You deserve better than me.

Love is a lie. And I hate liars.

Don't lie to my face like that.

And would you love me if she didn't reject you?

I had it with your lies.

Shut up!

I don't want to hear it.

You almost got me there.

I've had enough of your lies.

I hate liars.

You lie pretty good, I'll give you that.

I don't want your love!

Don't you see I'm trying to move on?!

Go back to your wife. She's waiting for you.

You love me? Hah, that's good.

That's ridicoulus.

Then why did you kiss her?

No, I wonn't be the other woman.

You love me? That's rich.

You have no idea what love is.

No, I won't be the one to wreck your family.

If you say so.

Then why did you leave me?

Why didn't you say it earlier?


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