Ha?

We all know Sirius loves stupid puns and he’ll annoy everyone with them every chance he gets, making everyone utterly terrified of the word “serious” and anything dog-related, so yes, we’re all tired of such puns, but not Sirius. Never Sirius.

James: Sirius, are you okay?

Sirius: Nooooooooo

James: What happened?

Sirius: Remus, he - he

James: What did he do?

Sirius: He walked around the dorm without a shirt

James: ..And?

Sirius: He walked around SHIRTLESS, Jamie

James: He always does that

Sirius: WELL HE SHOULD FRICKING STOP

James:

James: *smirks* Awww Padfoot has a crush

Sirius: No I don't shut up MAYBE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON MOONY

Sirius: Wait you don't, right?

Headcanon: Professor McGonagall has a muggle wife she never mentions to the students, because they never ask.

Four years after Harry’s left Hogwarts he visits McGonagall’s home to talk her out of retirement, and the door is opened by a woman he doesn’t recognise. Confused, he introduces himself and asks to see McGonagall. The woman recognises the name and invites him in, saying Minerva will be home soon. She then talks a mile a minute, but not about the war - about the stories she’s heard about the golden trio from their head of house. About how Harry stood up to Umbridge, and how clever Hermione was, and how Ron had been able to beat her chess game, and how PROUD Minerva was of them all.

By the time McGonagall does arrive, Harry and her wife are chatting like old friends. Minvera’s wife calls her things like “Darling” and “Pumpkin.” Harry cannot believe his ears.

Harry is invited to tea every Wednesday from then on. He always looks forward to it.

Fetch...

Lily: Remus?

Remus: Yeah?

Lily: I think I'm going crazy.

Remus: Why?

Lily: Do you see a dog riding a stag over there in the Forbidden Forest?

Remus: *looks outside*

Remus:*Sees Prongs running around in circles while Padfoot rides his back*

Remus:

Lily:

Remus:

Lily:

Remus: gOd dAmmIT nOt AgAIn

Winter Wonderland: Hufflepuff -Emma

Hufflepuff is like, the ultimate house. Need somewhere to sleep? Come stay in our common room. Need to get away for a little while? Come to our common room. Having anxiety over schoolwork? Come on over; not only are we here to provide support, but we almost always have a Ravenclaw camping out in here.

My favorite Hufflepuff Headcanon is that there are constantly students from other houses staying with us.

I identify with elements of both Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw

I’m bisortsual

You’re not just a man, Mr. Scamander, just like your suitcase. I think there’s much more to you than meets the eye.