Michelle Obama for VOGUE
Swearwolves Patch by TimidCryptids
please do not ask me what my plans for the future are, im quite literally still not convinced that i am even a real person
A gentile vampire turns a promising Torah scholar into a vampire. Is the scholar still permitted to study Torah? Are they still under the yoke of the mitzvot? How does vampirism impact observant Jewish practice? Are they still Jewish, or are they apostates? Would it be permissible for the scholar to turn other people into vampires to cure them of terminal illnesses?
To what degree are Jewish werewolves morally responsible for their actions while under the influence of the full moon? What must they do if they eat treyf in their wolf form?
If, for some reason, we must leave earth for another inhabitable planet on the other side of the galaxy, what do we do about holidays and observing Shabbat? Would we go by earth time or local time? What if this planet has no moon or more than one moon? How would we face Jerusalem to pray?
Can aliens convert to Judaism? If so, does it only apply to humanoid aliens like the greys, or would reptilian aliens and ilithids be able to convert too?
Can sentient machines like the Terminator convert to Judaism? What about Agents from The Matrix?
Speaking of The Matrix, are we still obligated to obey the mitzvot even if we are literally brains in jars or living in a simulated reality created by computer programs? What happens if we’re freed and whatever basis for our Jewish identity we had is no longer present or certain. Are we still Jews? Do we still have a covenant?
What all ask boxes look like for me (submission boxes look exactly the same):
Left: what happens when I try to open dms (New Message does nothing); I can’t even read them. Right: when I try to go to someone’s dms from their blog.
Neither new things I post nor old things I post show up in the tags they’re in, even if they were before.
I can type things into replies, but it won’t actually post them.
Since it doesn’t seem this one has been encountered by many people yet, maybe reblog this so people know about it. I’m probably getting deleted though
sucks fr the people genetically disposed to think cilantro taste like soap. god really left u behind there i am sorry
Tim Curry as Dr. Frank-N-Furter in The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) dir. Jim Sharman
We were told to play this in a minor key, once. It sounded like the slow, devastating murder of a room full of geese.
B, A, G
B, A, G
G, G, G, G
A, A, A, A
B, A, G
Auditioning Bentleys. Must not mind being set on fire. #GoodOmens
and the mortifying ordeal of being known Graham | transman | 30s | three crows in a trench coat
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