OH OOH WOAH OH OHHHHHHH

marlene 'DID YOU HEAR ME?? PLAY THE FREAKING BEAT' mckinnon

peter ‘get it like rom-pom-pom-pom’ pettigrew

remus ‘get it hot like Papa John’ lupin

sirius ‘make a bitch go on and on’ black

james ‘its a femininomenon’ potter

It’s this time of the year again!

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Oh well

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

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yess we love having a legacy 😌

Remus Lupin uses the word ‘fuck’ like a comma

teehee

friendship - @rosekillermicrofic - word count: 145

“So did you talk to him?” Dorcas asked, sitting next to Barty on the grass. She’d been dying to hear if Barty and Evan had finally talked after their drunken kiss a few nights ago. She'd only encouraged Barty a million times to grow a spine and address it, since Evan was now avoiding him.

“Yeah,” he replied, frowning at her. “He said…he said he was nervous to ruin our friendship. That we should probably leave it alone.”

Dorcas’s heart sank, and she resisted the urge to go find Evan and give him a good slap. “Oh, Barty, I’m sorry. I-“

But then Barty broke into a giant grin. “So, of course, I told him ‘fuck the friendship’ and snogged senseless. We’re dating now.”

She let out a relieved laugh. “Good,” she grinned. “Glad it worked out and you both stopped being idiots about it.”

I can't explain how happy i am when the "oh oh" shows up in a fanfic

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you!

oooooh

The Marauders

A good mystery book

Organization

Good grades

My best friends

<3

AND MAKE IT FREE TOO I DIDNT ASK TO BE A GIRL NOR START MENSTRUATING AT 12

NO I AM SORRY IT IS 2025 PUT PADS AND TAMPONS IN ALL YOUR GODDAMN PUBLIC BATHROOMS

why is france called the hexagon when its abundantly clear that it’s a pentagon

fr my darlings 🥰🥰🥰

This is the sort of shit that Rosekiller would pull