Has This Been Done Before?

I love how it's canon that Callie is so cute, so charming, so attractive and so nice, that Smollusk thinks she's luring out Octolings to the Inkling world because she's so hot.

That is so funny to me. Octolings literally look at this thing and their eyeballs shoot out of their sockets and they bark like dogs. It's actually canon.

She's a LITERAL CHICK MAGNET! BUT THE CHICKS ARE OCTOPUSES!

i fucking LOVE smollusk so much hes just a fuck damn baby !!!! hes a BABY baby

*breaks through the door*

Hellooooo I hope you’re doing alright 💚💚

May I suggest Dum Dum please 👀

Hi Weendyy!

I'm getting better, it's hard to manage my loud head day to day though, but I'm getting the hang of it.

A Dum Dum is gladly delivered for you <3 He took off those mega boots, I headcanon he stinks like hell. Just like Gage.

H U H

Okay that said there's two things I get from this

He's part of a nuclear family (two kids, one boy one girl) which the most average family you can find, so haha another normal man stereo type

this man has canonically fucked at least TWICE

I jumped on the bandwagon of people designing an Octoling form for Smollusk. He’s intended to slightly resemble Agent 8.

My idea was that Marina created this form for him as opposed to him growing up a bit. Still a whiny child though xd

Mama Spice

Original:

favourite character in repo is undoubtedly gentern number 3 god rest her soul x

Big man splatpon

goodness gracious... smollusk my cutiepatootie