My Fav Girldad

H U H

Okay that said there's two things I get from this

He's part of a nuclear family (two kids, one boy one girl) which the most average family you can find, so haha another normal man stereo type

this man has canonically fucked at least TWICE

goodness gracious... smollusk my cutiepatootie

Hugging little Snom Erin to cool off in the heat of summer. Frosmoth Ingo does not know how he feels about this use of the boy. Erin does not mind since he is being held, but... He does maybe start to snack on your shirt. Ingo reminds you that he is still a larva...

*breaks through the door*

Hellooooo I hope you’re doing alright 💚💚

May I suggest Dum Dum please 👀

Hi Weendyy!

I'm getting better, it's hard to manage my loud head day to day though, but I'm getting the hang of it.

A Dum Dum is gladly delivered for you <3 He took off those mega boots, I headcanon he stinks like hell. Just like Gage.

I love how it's canon that Callie is so cute, so charming, so attractive and so nice, that Smollusk thinks she's luring out Octolings to the Inkling world because she's so hot.

That is so funny to me. Octolings literally look at this thing and their eyeballs shoot out of their sockets and they bark like dogs. It's actually canon.

She's a LITERAL CHICK MAGNET! BUT THE CHICKS ARE OCTOPUSES!

Giovanni: "The ultimate goal of Team Rocket is to use Pokémon to rule the world. I, Giovanni, am its leader!"

Giovanni the next morning:

This is so funn- OFFICIAL POKEMON ACCOUNT?

Answering one of our asks with this Larry quote.

the. tiny ai octopus baby with little round head full of military secrets i am Absolutely Enamoured by it... i think it can playing toys whenever it want. i forgive it for anything

El wiwi