"You wanna play bro?" Alfred pauses the game to look at his brother.
“Saints Row The Third! Haha the dudes don’t stand a chance against me!” Alfred laughs, shooting the cops in the face.
We love you Mark. Please take all the time you need
I lob them so much.
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
I died laughing XD
I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:
IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.
1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.
2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.
3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”
4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”
5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.
TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.
Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.
Alfred followed Mason to the stream. "Its actually been quite a while since I went out fishing." Alfred replied.
Mason came upstairs just in time to glimpse the flying saucer zip away outside of the living room window. “Ready?” He questioned, glancing out the door at Alfred.
I want to come out to my very christian opinionated family. I will write everyone’s URL in a notebook and present it to them with a letter at the end once it’s complete. Please, I need your help.
old AMV re-upload for a friend because the youtube version is restricted *wheezing* <3
[G.D.F.R ROTTMNT AMV]
Alfred's eyes widen, taking a couple steps back away from the mysterious man. "What the hell!" Dude I swear if this is one of England's magic tricks or whatever then he got me, but if not...then the hero is screwed...big time." He gulps, starting to shake from the ominous glare from the other man.
Hm.... interesting..... very interesting man.
“Dude what the hell are you?! Are you a villain?!” Alfred asks the man getting into a defensive position, not really sure of what might happen.
Donnie x Female Cheating Reader
Warnings: Mentions of sex and swearing and cheating
Song: You Right by Doja Cat
Notes: I would listen to the song as you read, makes it stand out more lol.
(I got a man but I want you)
(I got a man but I want you)
(And it's just nerves, its just dick)
(Makin' me think 'bout someone)
Donnie should have known better, he should have seen the signs.
He is an intelligent man afterall, or so he thinks.
Certainly smarter than his dumb dumb brothers of course but...
This isn't what he expected.
He thought everything was perfect...well as perfect as it could get but yet here he is, standing in front of Leo's room, music playing in the background...has he heard this song before?
Faint moans can be heard coming from it, not that it wasn't outta the norm.
Leo tended to be a horn dog and was pretty upfront about it, and so having guests in his room late at night was nothing new (cough, Usagi, cough).
Yet, what bothers Donatello is the fact that the moans coming from Leo's room sounds just like Y/N's.
His girlfriend.
He doesn't want to believe it, he refuses to and yet...
All the signs are there in front of him.
He doesn't know when this all started between his twin and Y/N.
(You know, I got so much to say)
(I try to hide it in my face)
(And it don't work, you see through)
(That I just wanna get with you)
He should have known better, especially when they asked for Leo to take them home if he was too busy.
Or when they started hanging around his twin more often.
Or when they started talking about him in front of Donnie, without realising it.
He scowls at this fact, not knowing who he should be mad at.
Leo knew Donnie was dating Y/N, they have been together for at least eight months now...well. Have they? He isn't really sure anymore at this point.
He should walk away right now, pretend he saw and heard nothing...and yet he can't.
Why?
What does Y/N see in Leo thats enough to cheat on Donnie for.
He's smart, amazing, talented, he's good at making gifts (minus the gifts he made for his brothers when fighting Meatsweats, they had a small talk about it), he's a good listener, he's patient (only for Y/N however), and so on!
(And you right)
(You Right, I)
(Got my guy)
(But I,I)
(Can't help it I want you)
Another moan can be heard as it knocks him outta his trance.
He frowns in disapproval, realising maybe she left him for better sex? No no no...she would never do that right?
Donnie know's he's in denial but he has every right to be yeah?
Only way to find out, is by learning the hard way.
He knocks on Leo's door, opening it as he takes in the sight before him.
(I can't stop and look the other way)
('Cause I know what could be, babe)
(And you'd never feel the same)
Leo's on top of Y/N pounding into her at rapid speed, moans coming outta her mouth as she opens her eyes for a quick second to see Donnie standing in the doorway.
"Donnie it's not what it looks like!" She yells out, but it only falls on deaf ears.
Donnie's pissed but he already knew, all the signs were laid in front of him.
He slams the door shut as he marches angrily back to his lab, effectively locking his door so no one can come in.
He walks over to his chair, sitting, before he slumps down in it.
What did he do wrong?
(You'd be thinkin' 'bout it every day)
He runs a hand across his face, groaning as he's unsure of what to do. Should he break up with Y/N or be mad at Leo for doing this?
"Dont believe in fairy tales Donatello, they dont always get the haply ending they deserve." Donnie says to himself, rather bitterly he might add.
He desperatly tries to swamp his mind with new inventions to make, hoping it would in some way distract him.
It doesn't.
All he can think about is what he just saw.
Leo on top of Y/N, her clinging onto his shell for dear life as he fucked the life outta her at rapid speed. Moans pouring sweetly from her lips, her face red as sweat drips down her forehead, but yet when her eyes had opened she looked to be dazed and on cloud nine.
He wouldn't be suprised if his twin fucked her with good ole doggy style.
Was sex ever that good between them?
Donnie was a gentle lover when it came to sex, so naturally he would treat her like a proper queen. Now that isn't to say he wasn't down to expirement
(Tryna be all through your sheets)
I guess she wanted more, he mused to himself.
(Have you all on top of me)
(Actin' like its not that deep)
A hurried knock can be heard from his door as he turns to look at it, wondering who it could be.
"Donnie baby please...can we talk!" Y/N yells out.
(I can't tell no one but they all knew)
He scowls at the door, wondering if its a good idea to her in.
He sighs as he figures he should hear her out at least, if she tells the truth of course.
Donnie gets up outta the seat as he makes his way over to his door, overiding it. Y/N thanks Donnie as she walks into his lab, him following behind as she stops and turns to face him.
"I'm so sorry Donnie, Leo tricked me into having sex with him! I never wanted to do that with him, only you! She cries out, startling Donnie at first until he scowls at her.
(I try to hide it in my face)
(And it don't work, you see through)
"Tricked you? How funny and rich coming from you Y/N, since you seem to love tricks, but I don't buy this fake get up your pulling right now." Donnie says through gritted teeth and her eyes widen.
Bingo.
"You've been spending more and more time with Nardo then me! Your boyfriend!" He seethes out.
(Girl, I want you like you want me to)
(I feel that energy...oh, yeah)
Y/N begins to back up as Donnie takes a step forward, his step matching hers. "Don't think I havent noticed the subtle glances you through his way when looking at him, or how you always seem to light up more when Leo enters the room! Let alone when he comes back after taking you home, only to come back in a goofy dazed out way, the same look he gets after SEX!" Donnie says angrily as he backs Y/N into the corner.
"Donnie..." She quivers out, lips trembling as tears stream down her face.
He's had enough...he's heard enough. He got the answer he was searching for.
"Go be with Nardo, cheater." He hisses out as he walks away from a crying Y/N.
(I got a man but I want you)
(I got a man but I want you)
(And it's just nerves, it's just dick)
(Makin me think 'bout someone else)
He leaves his lab in hope of finding someone, or anyone at this point.
That is until he runs into Leonardo.
"Woah D, why you in a rush?" Leo says casually as Donnie just scowls at him.
"I dont know, why dont you go ask your little girlfriend!" Donnie yells out, startling Leo as he pushes past him to go to Mikeys room.
What donnie didnt see was the bewildered look on Leo's shocked face.
(And it don't work, you see through)
(That I just wanna get with you)
(And you right)
|Jessica Broaddus| ♌ | 🌌 |26| I write tmnt x readers along with my AU Dark Descent. Feel free to request any song one shots, and don't be afraid to ask any questions about my upcoming AU series. ☺
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