When You Tryna Chill But Your Siblings Love Annoyin You

Alternate ending of The Horse And The Infant;

Eurylochus: Captain. What is that

Odysseus, holding baby Astyanax, smiling: A gift from the gods! A boy for us to take back to Ithaca and for me to raise as my own. A token of our victory, if you will.

Polites: Not to doubt you, my friend and king, but is that not the baby the gods said you must kill?

Odysseus, with a slightly more strained smile: I am unsure what you mean, my friend. This is but a harmless babe.

Eurylochus: No, Captain, I remember Lord Zeus clearly saying he'll be the death of us all-

Odysseus, louder: I remember no such thing. Come, we must sail! Ithaca, my wife, my son, need us home.

Polites, to Eurylochus: Does he take us for blind?

Eurylochus: He takes us for loyal. Which we are, unfortunately.

Currently thinking about Batdad using his Dad Voice™️ on villains:

Bruce, tired: Edward, what the fuck did you do?

The Riddler, suddenly nervous: …I can explain.

Bruce, disappointed: Harleen, honey, we’ve talked about this.

Harley Quinn, looking at her feet: Sorry, Brucie.

Bruce, exasperated: Pamela, I say this as nicely as I can, what the hell were you thinking?

Poison Ivy, twiddling her thumbs: …that it’d be fun?

Bruce, completely Done: Jack, I swear to fuck—

The Joker: Okay, I’m sorry, I’m done, I’m done!

Bruce, sighing: Oswald…

Penguin, whispering to himself: …oh fuck me

…so anyways I need an entire fic of this now. If Bruce just… forgetting which voice he’s supposed to be using, then realizing it works Really Well, and then purposely using his Dad Voice. On the villains. Also (in case you couldn’t tell, lol) I love the idea of him using their given name, not their “villain name.” Just an extra little tidbit 😊

I love Batman’s Dad Voice™️ so much

Don't try and test me.

✨🌙 ART LOG -> @404ama

Lyrics: The girl I used to be – Fishy Bishie

Look. This is so fucking funny. Okay? Okay.

The original trio has already seen so many horrors.

No matter how much Obi-Wan complains, Anakin would insist on telling his kids Obi-Wan is their grandpa.

Said it a year ago and I’ll say it again.

Pirate all your favorite shows, movies and games while you still have the chance.

Oh, and never stop supporting physical media.

I see an animol I name it

The best thing in the world—chaos.

Love the nod to the original series here. He wishes he can be in the other world where life ain’t so bad.

This scene is crazy. The crazy devotion, the art, the emotion.

Then to have a full color page of the scene!!!! I love this so much!!!

What are your thoughts on this?

bruh Mewtwo knows what’s up 

Greek Mythology: Unfortunately, Zeus was horny.

Norse Mythology: Unfortunately, Loki was bored.

Egyptian Mythology: Unfortunately, Set was envious.

Japanese Mythology: Unfortunately, Susanoo was rude.