I Want To Tie This Mug To My Rucksack As I Walk Into The Woods, Not To Return Until Next Spring.

disney concept art: the most beautiful dynamic original thing i have ever seen

disney finished project: rubber same face minimalism regurgitated plots 

Once I get my medication it's over for you hoes

Bitch, that's Kevin...

Healer Cowboy Glam

just born and suck on berry

leave my buff orc "Mama Urog" alone

cant believe there are people out there who open up skyrim and unironically play as some shit thats not an argonian

Ah, wait I forgot:

Help two men try to make a call because their car broke down, which ultimately didn't work. I then let them use my phone, which apparently was out of minutes, despite me having never made a call in the last three months.

So far today at work I've had to:

Clean blood off of a door,

Manage three entrances by myself, all very far apart,

Learn how to turn off the handicap lock,

Let two groups into the building at the same time, from opposite doors,

And catch like, 30 seels in Pokémon Go.

I got here two hours ago.

i blog for girls who are umm relentlessly tormented. By the misery

👴☹️😭⭐👽

Not me despairing at an old man until aliens

your first column of emojis describes your personality! what’s yours?

How to play an accordion:

-play piano.

-turn it 90°.

-never look at your fingers again.

-don't forget to do the squeeze.