Alternate Title To Soldier, Poet King, By The Oh Hellos,

Yeah. I did it. And I'd do it again. I will. Be afraid.

My sibling @bugishere gave me permission to post the body pillow design she made me for my bday so yeah. I'm normal about it. Under readmore because frankly, I think if I got suddenly jumpscared by this thing I'd actually fucking die.

Getting cozy by the fire.

Okay but consider this, the homoerotic mad scientist is named Henry.

If I had a nickel for every time a mad scientist had a homoerotic relationship with some guy named Henry, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.

you wanna end my reign of terror so bad it makes you look stupid

WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR ME, OH HOLY BAGEL?

[picking at my scabs] heehee hoohoo texture be gone. surely there will be no repercussions

It's okay... u can say Frankenstein... I understand...

one thing about me is I will always enjoy a special and miserable little man

Hold on hoes, I think I might need to change my dosage. Apologies, we will resume this when I return.

Once I get my medication it's over for you hoes