You Should All Know By Now That Her Name Is Resistance

Why would you do this

the single most powerful thing you can do to eat ethically, is to eat locally

I love informing people that the song "Macarena" is about a girl named Macarena who's implied to be sexually promiscuous and the reason they remember the chorus as being made up of nonsense words is because it's in fucking Spanish and they haven't heard it since they were ten. I love the look on their faces.

They're probably Frankensteining it in there or something idk not my business

lightening struck the capitol building on new years eve... not any kind of omen or anything

You ever think about ancient inventions that may no longer actively be used, but which were so geniously designed that technically speaking, they still work?

Consider that old historical monk haircut. The tonsure looks like that on purpose, to keep them humble and away from temptations of sin. And it still works exactly as intended. Do you guys have any idea how much gay porn there would be of medieval monastery dudes knowing each other biblically if their haircuts were not so unfathomably unsexy.

Hotel California?

grocery store farmer’s market train station airport parking lot bus stop public transport hotel motel food court mall movie theater playhouse concert hall zoo aquarium museum art gallery library bookstore laundromat café bar pub restaurant place of worship university school cafeteria playground park street

Like with cheeks, or?

will someone draw a bumblebee butt? i just really want to know what that would look like for some reason...

When Daff was born they just fell out.

KFJFJF so uhhh this is the first go around on what Daff's mom looks like, with a bonus baby Daff for sizing HDBFBFH

Y'all get it

I’ve decided that I have no desire to be hot. I want to be alluring, ethereal and slightly mysterious. Something that might make you question the existence of fairies if seen in the woods at night. Something that remember people of classic paintings of river nymphs and sculptures of greek goddesses

Some of y'all's water tastes like skin tight jeans feel. You take a sip and just mm no get out of my body please thank you.

Crebit or Dedit?

basira. barista. basira barista. basirrarista