We Should Bring Back That Genre Of Fanfiction That’s Just A Bunch Of Bitches Living In A House. That

Fanfiction Prompt

Nooroo may not be able to fight back, but that doesn’t mean he’s powerless. After all, he can still torture Gabriel with these horrifying akuma designs that he actually has to interact with. Cue Gabriel attempting to give fashion lessons to Nooroo, and Nooroo pretending not to understand at all 

via ElusiveMuse

nino, chloe, and adrien out on the town for the day *phone rings* "we have your wives" "good luck" "wait wha-" *click* *cue marinette throwing a grown man like a bag of flour, alya's already hacked their tech (picked up a few tips from max), and they never did check kagami's heels for her daggers*

They’re gonna need it.

I,,, had an urge,,,, to start a new AU! BUT I think I’m going to combine it with my Serpent AU instead!

Trying to explore new styles!

my biggest problem with luka is that every time he plays his electric guitar, there is no amp in sight. it’s not plugged into anything and it still makes noise. 

i cannot stress enough how much electric guitars do not make an electric guitar sound when they’re not plugged in. this implies that either:

1. luka just makes guitar noises with his mouth when he strums and everyone is too polite to say anything, or

2. luka’s guitar is actually battery-powered and this whole time he’s been rocking one of these bad boys

A little Kuro Neko doodle I did~!

Please give me feedback!

Me, whose mom has a corn allergy: ah, yes, the cleansing of the corn

i ever tell ya’ll about that time i did a popcorn cleanse

Okay so it’s 1am and I SHOULD be asleep but instead have this, curtousy of my idiot, sleep-deprived brain

(Probably a fic soon to follow)

Cat!Kagami? In my Marigami au? It’s more likely than you think. Free blog check!

But ajndiwdncwrh please comment name ideas

please

When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

“I’ve gotta remember to revise this in the second draft, but—”

fun things to slip into conversation include

“i’m kinda fucking w/ the fourth wall here but-”