I Hate Applying For Jobs Because The Employers Are Always Like: Do You Enjoy Working In A Stressful Environment????

i hate applying for jobs because the employers are always like: do you enjoy working in a stressful environment???? do you strive for unobtainable standards of perfection???? are you good at dealing with people that make you feel extremely uncomfortable??? do you mind losing real hours of your life in order to make minimum wage?? are you a fan of capitalism??? do you love selling your soul just so you can afford to live???

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6 years ago
Game Of Thrones As The Real Housewives Of Westeros
Game Of Thrones As The Real Housewives Of Westeros
Game Of Thrones As The Real Housewives Of Westeros

game of thrones as the real housewives of westeros

6 years ago

A hork-baijir hhsgsfsfsgshdhdhshsf

an entomologist rates ant emojis

An Entomologist Rates Ant Emojis

Beautiful big almond eye, realistic and full of expression as she gazes gently at you. Elbowed antennae and delicately segmented legs and body. Gorgeous pearlescent sheen like she is glowing. This ant moisturizes. This ant is round and huggable. This ant is a star. 11/10.

An Entomologist Rates Ant Emojis

Beautifully detailed, lifelike pose but with an unexpected neck and odd antennae, perhaps scared straight. Her eyes suggest she has seen things. Her expression confirms she has seen too much. She is haunted and I want to know more. 7/10.

An Entomologist Rates Ant Emojis

Floppy antenna, pointy muppet face, oddly posed legs. What is she? She has no waist. May be she is some kind of bee in disguise? I find her unsettling. 3/10.

An Entomologist Rates Ant Emojis

This ant has an unexplained, double-jointed thorax, and no evidence of a waist. Her four-footed pose suggests that she a centaur rather than an ant. Centaur ants would be cool. I’m not sure what was intended here. 2/10.

An Entomologist Rates Ant Emojis

Good first impression, kind of bland in the details. This ant has no particular waist to speak of, floppy rather than elbowed antennae, and an inexpressive face. Her color scheme is soft and hazy. I like the sharp angles of her stylishly sophisticated legs. This ant may not know quite were she is going, but she knows how she is getting there. 6/10.

An Entomologist Rates Ant Emojis

Were you even trying. 0/10

An Entomologist Rates Ant Emojis

Gasp! This ant is elegant. This ant has a beautiful tapered thorax, a segmented abdomen, alert, elbowed antennae, and a light-footed pose. This ant’s face suggests curiosity and a desire to explore the world. This ant inspires me. I want to be like her. 10/10

An Entomologist Rates Ant Emojis

3-legged, waistless centaur-ant with strange, limp antennae and a beak. I don’t know what this is? It kind of reminds me of a Hork-Bajir. 1/10, not an ant.

An Entomologist Rates Ant Emojis

This ant… makes me sad. All of her legs are broken. The MS Paint art style and gradient abuse convey distress. She has a duck beak. Despite this, her expression suggests perseverance and determined cheerfulness. I want this ant to have a better life. I am rooting for her. 3/10

An Entomologist Rates Ant Emojis

This ant is a bold and challenging mixture of photorealism and caricature. She is broad and low-built and seems very sturdy. She looks like she would help you move. This ant is a dependable friend. 9/10

An Entomologist Rates Ant Emojis

A picture of an ant from a children’s book.  She is wearing little boots.  This ant is wrong in every way, and yet I can’t stay mad at her.  7/10

An Entomologist Rates Ant Emojis

An interesting, top-down view of an ant; her legs are positioned with slightly jarring symmetry.  Nevertheless, her overall impression is that of a graceful, stylized design, like a pictograph.  She is suitable for adorning fine garments and jewelry or perhaps gracing the walls of a tiny ant church.  I like this minimalist ant.  8/10.

An Entomologist Rates Ant Emojis

This is a termite. -10/10

6 years ago

“Popping bottles in the ice, like a blizzard When we drink, we do it right gettin slizzard”

9 year old me:

“Popping Bottles In The Ice, Like A Blizzard When We Drink, We Do It Right Gettin Slizzard”
3 years ago
This Is So Relatable, I’m Dying.
This Is So Relatable, I’m Dying.
This Is So Relatable, I’m Dying.
This Is So Relatable, I’m Dying.
This Is So Relatable, I’m Dying.
This Is So Relatable, I’m Dying.
This Is So Relatable, I’m Dying.
This Is So Relatable, I’m Dying.
This Is So Relatable, I’m Dying.

This is so relatable, I’m dying.

6 years ago
Everyone Mourns Differently.

Everyone mourns differently.

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