I Wanna Give Precisely This Amount Of Fucks All The Time, Every Day

The house of double 0 double 0

me

me: *sees anything* me: me

It was just one ant!

A Bug’s Life (1998)

So everyone is clear on the “Witch Hunt”

Hillary Clinton Benghazi “Investigation”

4 years

0 indictments

0 convictions

Hillary Clinton Email “Investigation”

2 years

0 indictments

0 convictions

Trump-Russia Investigation

15 months

41 Indictments/Charges (Individuals) (and counting)

3 Indictments/Charges (Companies)

5 GUILTY pleas (and counting)

4 CONVICTIONS (and counting)

Roger Stone Adviser Obstruction of proceeding SCO 1 Indicted

Making false statements SCO 5 Indicted

Witness tampering SCO 1 Indicted

Indicted: Roger Stone

Indicted: Paul Manafort

Indicted: Rick Gates

Indicted: George Papadopoulos

Indicted: Michael Flynn

Indicted: Michael Cohen

Indicted: Richard Pinedo

Indicted: Alex van der Zwaan

Indicted: Konstantin Kilimnik

Indicted: 12 Russian GRU officers

Indicted: Yevgeny Prigozhin

Indicted: Mikhail Burchik

Indicted: Aleksandra Krylova

Indicted: Anna Bogacheva

Indicted: Sergey Polozov

Indicted: Maria Bovda

Indicted: Dzheykhun Aslanov

Indicted: Vadim Podkopaev

Indicted: Irina Kaverzina

Indicted: Gleb Vasilchenko

Indicted: Internet Research Agency

Indicted: Concord Management

Guilty Plea: Michael Flynn

Guilty Plea: Michael Cohen

Guilty Plea: George Papadopolous

Guilty Plea: Richard Pinedo

Guilty Plea: Alex van der Zwaan

Guilty Plea: Rick Gates

Over 191 Criminal Charges (and counting):

Conspiracy against the USA (2 counts)

Conspiracy to launder money (2 counts)

Bank fraud (8 counts)

Bank fraud conspiracy (10 counts)

I Subscribing to false tax returns (10 counts)

Making false statements (6 counts)

Failure to file reports of foreign bank accounts (14 counts)

Unregistered agent of a foreign principal (2 counts)

False FARA statements (2 counts)

Subscribing to false tax returns (10 counts)

Assisting in preparation of false tax documents (5 counts)

Conspiracy to defraud the United States (13 counts)

Conspiracy to commit wire fraud and bank fraud (2 counts)

Aggravated identity theft (24 counts)

He kisses—how do I explain it? Like someone in love. Like he has nothing to lose. Like someone who has just learned a foreign language and can only use the present tense and only the second person. Only now, only you.

Less, Andrew Sean Greer

how write book?

I will have what she is having

I’m so tired.