stubble spotted. I am going feral.
the early 70s are just called Brian May because this was HIS era oml
It's a girl thing.. you wouldn't understand! 😙
I am in love with Sir Dr Brian May and his glorious hands
need an easy last minute costume? of course you do you stupid little bitch. well, here you fucking go.
roger taylor: bleach all your hair so that you are blonde. it is VITAL that you do this at home, alone, and blindfolded. halloween is all about danger. use the strongest bleach you can find. good Fucking luck. now dress as rogerina because that was roger’s Sexiiiiiiiiiiiiest look and you won’t have worth if people don’t find you Sexiiiiiiiiiii
father brian harold may: long, black robes. you can find these from your local cult meeting locations. make sure you pick very long ones, to cover your feet and give the illusion that you are floating. get a priest collar, also known as a clerical collar or a Sexiiiiiii white choker, and put it around your neck. now cut out a hole in the robes over your right nipple, and put on your finest nipple pasties. sprinkle some blood on your left hand (ONLY THE LEFT) to complete the look.
freddie mercury: don’t even bother trying bitch you can’t pull off freddie
john deacon: just go outside and fucking eat some dirt. just go out there and get on your hands and knees and start shoving fucking dirt into your mouth. i know you want to. just give in and do it. eat that fuckingdirt. do it in public where everyone can see you. they want to see you eat dirt. right now just eat it u Sexiiii littlewhore
ok ok ok but hear me out...
can anyone drop more information about Brian's fling in Brighton? I'm genuinely confused.
a song that makes me BAWL. no hesitation either.
but then i go and spoil it by saying something stupid like i love youuu
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