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I ain't got a nickel-

SKELEDAWG :D

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Tintin remembers what comes after 15.

GEt 'em! FUCK 'EM UP, CHAIN CHOMP

me: my wife? that old ball and chain?

my wife, a chain chomp from super mario: *blushes*

Peridot: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?! Jasper: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long line of violence. Peridot: Oh... Lapis, from across the room: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.

alf, gonna die XD

ralsei more like ralslay

two year anniversary of my vocabulary being permanently changed for the worse

Love this, reminds me of my Nana :3

Source: thedodo

DAMN THIS SHIT SCRUMPTIOUS-

You’ll never stop [%$!#]-ing people’s lives up