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Excuse me

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

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On today's episode of: wtf am I doing, I forgot what I was supposed to do and I'm scared people will get mad at me for forgetting

Never had a hamster but growing up a lot of my friends did

And what the FUCK KINDA DEATHS DID THEY HAVE

"Oh yeah, my hamster got sucked up by the vacuum"

"my hamster pooped itself to death"

"poor little guy, he died in his hamster ball after rolling outside at the perfect timing and getting hit by a semi"

HORRIFYING WAYS TO DIE.

attention all writers! tumblr is rolling out a new feature that allows our work to be used in ai training processes!

be sure to opt out of this in your visibility settings immediately! and remember, you have to opt out for each blog, not just your main!

go to your blogs’ settings (again, you have to do these steps for each blog, not just your main blog)

scroll until you see “visibility” and choose that

in your visibility settings, choose “prevent third-party sharing for (blog name)”

you may opted out already but we don’t take chances with ai around these parts *insert angry cowboy*

tagging some mutuals to get the word out — @multifandomsimagine @pegxcarter @moremaybank @gladerscake @goldenroutledge @thatsthewaythechrissycrumbles @drewstarkeyslut @drudyslut @tangledinlove @rafeandonlyrafe @mvybanks

EVIL LIKE ME

Tumblr being a bitch rn to me so reblogs will be VERY appreciated!!!

Sun and Moon being mob bosses feels different amd they deserve some love too from me

I'm very normal like SO abNORMAL about them

They are cool thank you Naff for this awesome drabble!<3

Sleuth Jesters by @naffeclipse

Detective AU by @/sunnys-aesthetic

No hate to Rebecca but

I LITERALLY FUCKING DESPISE THE NAME BOBECCA.

BOBECCA.

IT IS ATROCIOUS, IT IS DISGUSTING IT IS FOUL

AND I BLAME THIS HUMAN BEING @warringwarrioridiot FOR SHOWING ME BOBECCA IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Simp for Bob I do not care but BOBECCA? REALLY?

AND THE FACT THAT THE ATROCIOUS HUMAN BEING I TAGGED SAID, IN RESPONSE TO ME OPENING UP TO THEM ABOUT SMALL THINGS LIKE MY FAVORITE FOOD,

SAID KNOWING I HATE BOBECCA. "I BET BOBECCA EATS THAT TOO"

(No hate to warringwarrioridiot this is a joke PLEASE)

Shout out to McDonald's for food poisoning ‼️‼️

So today at school, I made pancakes bacon and 4 different kinds of eggs. My team ate the bacon, and the eggs, and some of the pancakes and I brought the rest with me to my math class.

This guy asks me for a pancake, which y'know, I give him one. I WATCHED HIM TAKE IT, AND SHOVE THE ENTIRE FUCKING PANCAKE INTO HIS JACKET POCKET.

HE MADE MY PANCAKE A POCKET CAKE.

Homelander's live reaction to my question be like

Completely random question

But since Ryan exists, do you think there's a possibility you have more kids out there in the world that you don't know about?

I sure as hell fucking hope not.