Breakfastsituation - Distant Screaming

My last 3 braincells at 3:00

Was anybody gonna tell me the Zodiac killers letters were decoded or was I just supposed to learn that from a tumblr shitpost myself?

“That Lion only eats good food”

Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn’t matter. I’m going to burn your house down.

Buff Grain brain rot

the elevator music playing after Jon finishes the statement like

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

I'm gonna make a post with all of the 'stick figure violence' adjacent images I have. if anyone knows any similar ones I'm missing PLEASE SEND ME THEM. I have an unhealthy obsession with them.