Bruce going to the park and realizing he has an extra kid
Bruce: hey boys, come get some cupcakes! *opening the package he bought earlier at the store* here, Dick, I know you like chocolate—here, Jason, that’s funfetti, here, Kid, this one’s—wait Dick, Jason, and Kid: *stare up at him innocently* Bruce: *slowly relinquishes the cupcake to Kid* uh . . . Who is this? Jason: *nonchalantly* oh, this is Tim. Our brother. Bruce: *chokes, immediately wondering if he somehow missed that Jason or Dick had a brother* your what— Jason: our brother? Bruce: *coughs* that’s what I thought you said, but that doesn’t clear anything u- Tim: *adorably* mister? Are you their dad? Jason: yeah, he is. Tim: *hugs Bruce* Bruce: Bruce: *looks to Dick and narrows his eyes, still holding into Tim* you Planned This, you little demon Dick: oh absolutely *fist bumps Jason* Jason: so can we keep him? Bruce: he’s a child, not a dog- Tim: *still hugging Bruce* mister, this cupcake is delicious! I don’t get any sweets at home, mama says it’ll make me too fat for the press Bruce: *immediately* nope, he’s ours now
Damn it, I need therapy after this week's Gavv episode.
(I hadn't think that i will suffer like this since Heure's death in Zi-O, like, two years ago when I watched it for the first time)
Wait. No fucking way. Google Translate understood what the nonsensical onomatopoeia word I used was supposed to mean???
I can’t believe there’s enough people out there saying “they gave my car a catableft” in Portuguese for Google to accurately pick it up as an appropriate synonym for “someone crashed into my car”. We live in such a beautiful world…
Day Twenty-Seven: My favourite sonic screwdriver
Well, I love the 11th and 12th Doctor first sonic screwdriver! I love the mechanic and the design
(Remember when everyone was obsessed with these like 10 years ago?xD - I'mma do this, and I implore you to do so... And tag me in it so I can be nosy? Probably reblog them too lol)
Preferably Pictured Answers :)
Day One: Favourite Classic Doctor
Day Two: Favourite New Who Doctor
Day Three: Favourite Classic Story
Day Four: Favourite New Who Episode
Day Five: Favourite Writer
Day Six: Favourite Male Companion
Day Seven: Favourite Female Companion
Day Eight: Favourite piece of music
Day Nine: Saddest Moment
Day Ten: Favourite Spin Off
Day Eleven: Favourite Dalek Story
Day Twelve: Favourite Monster (Not villian, so any monster goes)
Day Thirteen: Favourite Villain
Day Fourteen: Favourite Master
Day Fifteen: Favourite Cyberman story
Day Sixteen: Favourite Friendship
Day Seventeen: Favourite Tardis Team
Day Eighteen: Favourite One Time Character
Day Nineteen: Favourite Quote
Day Twenty: Favourite Tardis interior
Day Twenty One: Write 'Doctor Who' in your handwriting and post it
Day Twenty Two: Scariest Moment
Day Twenty Three: Two Classic companion outfits you love
Day Twenty Four: Two New Who companion outfits you love
Day Twenty Five: What is your favourite regeneration
Day Twenty Six: Favourite planet
Day Twenty Seven: Your favourite sonic screwdriver
Day Twenty Eight: Favourite Christmas episode
Day Twenty Nine: Favourite companion's family member
Day Thirty: An episode/story you don't think is spoken about enough
(Enjoy)
Please Keiichiro, control your boyfriend
lupin red was about to do his thing with the new gozyuger toys wwwww
A little bit of information about me:
- I'm Brazilian male 🇧🇷
- Current studying English (thanks to Duolingo and my teacher)
- I'm AroAce
- I'm part of these fandoms: Doctor Who (obviously), Percy Jackson, Miraculous, Power Rangers, Super Sentai, Kamen Rider, My Hero Academia, Danny Phantom, Five Nights at Freddy's, DC Comics (specifically the Batfamily and the Young Justice cartoon) and Marvel Comics/MCU!
- I also have accounts on Ao3 (future works, either as english either as portuguese), Whofic (future english works only), Spirit (brazilian portuguese works only) and Wattpad (brazilian portuguese works only)
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The War Chief is not the Master! The War Chief is not the Master!
Someone enters a dark room and turns on a single spotlight. It is a BBC representative and I’m stuck in a chair.
“Agree that the War Chief is the Master,” they say.
“Never.”
“Can you deny this?” They play clips from the colorization of The War Games with the Master’s score playing over scenes of the War Chief.
“Easily,” I reply, “you just put that there right now. It wasn’t there before.”
Various torture methods are employed, trying to make me break. But I have gone years ignoring the fan theorists and will not bend just because the BBC has given them a bone. I sit up, battered and bruised but not broken.
“Say it.”
I spit blood back at them. “Never.”