Sorry For Being Horny It's Just That I'm Horny

400g of sliced pineapple and my beautiful girl you will be as good as new

i love it when men have those sad brown eyes

Awh you poor thing. Are you struggling to sleep? Its okay, come get in bed with your big sister. We can cuddle and I’ll stroke your back until you fall asleep.

Still struggling? That insomnia is tough :( sweet baby. Well, since you’re my baby, your big sisters baby, why don’t I soothe you to sleep like one?

It’s alright, pumpkin, let me just slide out of this shirt. You can nurse on me, okay? No, its not weird. Why would it be weird? Mothers do this all the time with their babies, and yeah maybe I’m not mom and you arent a baby anymore but it will still soothe you, I promise.

There we go, your eyes are getting droopy already. My little sibling is so adorable. Shhh don’t worry about where my hand is going, just empty that little head so you can fall asleep. Just grind against my hand until you do. <3

ugh its so loud in here, im gonna go outside for a smoke if you want to join? (with the intention of shot-gunning smoke into your mouth then making out against a tree)

straight-laced big brother who i can peer pressure into smoking with me...

moaning “dad dad dad dad dad” when i bounce on it until he fills me w a little sibling☺️

hey um can one of u knock me up