Jacking Off Should Leave Like A 30-60 Min Buff On Your Body And Mind. It Should Have Healing Properties

plushie expletives:

holy stitches

oh my buttons

dear stuffing

what the fabric

missing someone is crazy because you’ll have dreams that r like “we went on a nice walk together :)” and you’ll wake up feeling like you’re gonna throw up

“Fish found in the ocean” ass post

local faggot found grieving what once was

10 Year Anniversary

This is your story.

The witch glances back at the doll who saved her life.

Whose very frame is beginning to crumble into dust.

She dashes toward it, taking up its faltering body in her arms.

But she can't save it.

She couldn't save it before.

She can't save it now.

After all.

It was already dead.

But why, now, of all times, would its spirit have chosen to reappear again to her -

Why would it choose to sacrifice its lingering will to preserve her -

The doll hushes her with a crumbling hand.

"This is your story, not mine."

"Tell a wonderful story for me."

puppygirl entering the lesbian orgy: arf, it's nice to meet u!! what are ur pronouns :o

cis ally who is still learning: "uh, her/she?"

puppygirl: *backing away* oh no,,, puppy can't eat chocolate,,,, p-puppy is sorry,,

Greetings, homosapiens.

My name is Kermit. I also respond to The Joker, The Croaker, the Clown Prince of Crime, Dark Muppet, and Mr. The Frog. Pronouns are self explanatory.

I am a Kermit and Joker combined kintype with kin memories. I also ship Kermit with the Joker and am in a romantic relationship with both of them.

♤ ♡ ◇ ♧

DNI:

Other Kermit/Joker Kintypes

People who post about wearing felt (the matierial I am made of as Kermit)

Batman Kintypes, fuck you Batsy

Marvel fans (self explanitory)

Reylo shippers-- disgusting.

Hank Green apologists

Minors or people over 30, just a preference

People who use AI-- support independent artists!

Vivziepop antis (see above)

Pokemon fans. Animal cruelty is disgusting.

People who don't support the men's rights movement. Fuck you.

Women. Females. Get off my blog foids.

Those of you on the WRONG side of ace discourse. You know who you are.

Hazbin hotel/Steven Universe fans, y'all are annoying.

No Sans/ AU Sans kins, especially Error!Sans. Was traumatized by a sans kinnie, if youre reading this, fuck you Error.

People who are afraid of seeing what darkness and depravity look like. Heh, run while you can.

they need to invent a discord you can cuddle through

FINALLY REAL YOUTUBE CONTENT