Dear White Members Of The Lgbt Community:

achieve confidence through ego death!!!!! strikes a very chuuni pose. can i suck your dick

two month old puppy i found abandoned behind a subway: couff coghh cough ... COUGH KAFFKAFF WHEEZE COOUGFH HURF KAUGHFF

me gently feeding it another lit cigarette: there there little buddy i know it hurts but you gotta hold it in your mouth long enough for me to take a photo of you smoking okay? can you do that for daddy?

devil version of me: you've really outdone yaself this time, boss! dis is gonna make numbers in da transfem tumbla puppygirl community for shure!

angel version of me: fool that you are, you have allowed yourself to be led astray in your lust for fleeting internet clout on a dying blogging platform! and what of the possibility that your post flops, and all of this effort has been for naught? what, pray tell, will you do then?

genetic clone of groucho marx that i keep locked in a cage with minimum food and water: I've heard of puppy love but this is ridiculous!

is that a hard boiled egg in your back pocket or is your penis just round and on the wrong side

*girl whose wanted to kill herself for the past 18 years* hey what if you stabbed me in the heart while holding me really tight and telling me you love me and then i never had to feel or hear or see or think anything else ever again? hey what if you strangled me and broke my neck and i could feel every ounce of your love for me in your fingertips as i brain faded away? hey what if you cut my head off and i finally got to go home? hey what if you made it all stop? hey what if it didn't hurt anymore?

GUYS

GUESS WHAT I FOUND !

As long as I believe in myself, I can impregnate any tgirl!

I dont know who the hell the B stands for but god its disgusting that you ship anyone with Dib. Thats a whole ass child, freak. Wanted to follow for the Pokemon content but you're out here shipping whatever the fuck badr is. Dont fucking ship the kids with irkens jesus christ

HUH????? BADR IS MY NAME ITS A NAME IN ARABIC I DON’T EVEN WATCH ZIM DUGDHBCHBVHJVFH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON

:)

Dumb thing that would not leave my brain

Remember to make space for the heteros this month too - yes, really.

Lesbians who became straight men

Gay men who became straight women

All straight drag artists (note that not all of them are cis!)

People with complex identities who thusly encompass multiple orientations (like genderfluid and multigender people who, yes, are sometimes straight, or even simultaneously with other labels)

Hetero aro and ace people. Especially. Seriously.

People with fluid orientations

Gnc people who find joy in their straightness

Many queer people are also straight. Queerness is note solely reliant on gayness. These people too, are a part of pride. Remember that.

[All discourse attempts will be swiftly blocked. Exclusionists fuck off]