Why Do You Write? Three Motivations— None Bad, But All Yield Different Results In Timing, Pacing, Energy

I'm in the dressing room of my ballet because nutcracker and I'm in my angel costume watching wttbp and this guy taking professional pictures of backstage took like five pictures of me and I didn't realize and then I looked at the camera really apologetically when I realized what happened and he just smiled and said "carry on" and I laughed a little bit and then he says:

"My daughter likes them too."

Random things that are said at my school #3

"Ew. Tastes like heterosexuality."

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"StOp Or I'll GrOpE yOuR tOeS."

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"Quadratic functions."

"SAME THOUGH."

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"Who wants to take hand sanitizer shots?"

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"Calling SpongeBob at three am..... GONE SEXUAL!"

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Yes I know nobody reads these but I still will post them so fight me.

Me, sitting on the washing machine with a two-year-old should on my lap: I HAVE STOLEN THE OVEN

forget ur astrology sign that’s nerd shit. when ur jamming out to a song in your room do you do air guitar, air drums or air microphone. that is the only point when you are you’re true self

It’S FuCkiNG aUTumN

Pneumatic Euphoria

Reblog this with your killjoy name

I’m curious as to what you’re going by in 2019. To kick this off:hi, I’m Soul Wrangler

Are you all ready to dance? This song is called Planetary.