I am a(n):
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⚪ Female
🔘 Writer
Looking for
⚪ Boyfriend
⚪ Girlfriend
🔘 An incredibly specific word that I can't remember
*cries* YOU *shovels mostaccioli into mouth* ABSOLUTE *yeets book across the room* DONKEY
James: Romeo and Juliet is a love story, right?
Lily: Romeo and Juliet is NOT a love story. It is a tragedy about how young love is stupid and shortsighted.
Remus: Romeo and Juliet is indeed a tragedy, but the love between the two stars is not stupid or shortsighted - it is genuine and beautiful. The tragedy comes from the fact that the rivalry between the Capulets and the Montagues destabilizes their community and kills two innocent kids who loved each other.
Sirius: Mercutio is gay.
So, I take two ballet classes a week, and because im still pretty new to it, I'm only a level two, so one of the classes consists of a bunch of third graders and then me. Sarcasm is incredibly prevalent in my speech, and the tiny ten-year-olds think it is the most hilarious thing and it's kind of adorable.
proving a point to my entire family
Guys Sleeping Beauty was cancelled. *slightly disappointed jazz hands*
you are not alone
happy (early) thanksgiving, gays
Reblog this with your sign and whichever umbrella academy character you would choose to help you fight god
"You're not my mom Oprah."
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"With three hundred dollars we could buy Hot Topic."
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"That's not a VSCO girl, that's a VSCO thot."
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"What is something questionable?"
"MY SEXUALITY."
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"Grrrrratitude is rrrrrrichess."
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"I'M A RACCOON!"
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"Who buys seven pounds of dried figs?"
"Fig Fetish Claire."
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"I'm not okay."
"SING IT!"
"I do not wish to."
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*screeches*
"UUUUWWWWWWUUUUUUUUUU"
"I hear a furry's mating call."
I like space and gay stuff and pretty people and bands and memes so hit me up if you have anything you think is cool. my original content is a waste of time, so good luck finding anything worthwhile.
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