YO THAT'S RAD AS FUCK.

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

I just got married to someone on Wattpad. It was rad.

Reblog if a fictional female character has positively influenced your life

Trying to prove something to my sexist grandfather

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

funny story

when I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon.com all the time and they had this game similar to club penguin except it was called Nicktropolis. and if you forgot your password, a security question you could choose was “what is your eye color?” and if you got it right it’d tell you your password. so I would go to popular locations in Nicktropolis and write down random usernames who were also in those areas, and then i would log out and type in the username as if it were my own and see which of these usernames had a security question set to “what is your eye color?” (which was most of them, since it was easy and we were all kids). i would then try either brown, blue, or green, and always get in, then I would go to their house and send all of their furniture and decorations to my own account’s. and if it I didn’t want it, i could sell it for money

So, I learned something about my mom recently. She says 'homosexual' as opposed to 'gay' and it always has me really confused. I made a gay joke the other day and she called be out saying 'enough with your homosexual humor' and then I asked why she never says gay. Turns out she thinks it's a super big insult.

Are you all ready to dance? This song is called Planetary.

Random things that are said at my school #3

"Ew. Tastes like heterosexuality."

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"StOp Or I'll GrOpE yOuR tOeS."

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"Quadratic functions."

"SAME THOUGH."

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"Who wants to take hand sanitizer shots?"

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"Calling SpongeBob at three am..... GONE SEXUAL!"

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Yes I know nobody reads these but I still will post them so fight me.

ITS THE

FINAL BRAIN CELL

*kazoo solo*

Fun story:

So, pretty much just last night, I got my first deity. Which was Aphrodite. Got some imagery of pretty little anemones and felt full of love and very peaceful. The thing is, earlier that day, I had made an offering to any god or goddess that wanted it and would chose me, but I made it like it was an offering to simply Aphrodite. Apples and honey, cinnamon, chocolate. Well last night, after I had made the offering, I had Pas de Cheval stuck in my head, when I realised, Pas de Cheval is a ballet move. It means 'Step of the Horse'. The horse is one of Aphrodite's sacred animals. So I consulted my pendulum and sure enough, it was Aphrodite. Then you know what song got stuck in my head when I was done?

I Have Friends in Holy Spaces.

For real. Aphrodite has a sense of humor.