and I would like to add gollum does do asmr but to be more specific he also does asmr eating live fish
Aragorn: Vlogs like once every other month, always out in the wild, maybe does a Q&A once, always shows his horse, has cinematic footage of mountains from a drone, philosophical voiceover, gets over 1 million views every time he posts
Legolas: Makes fun of Aragorn’s vlogs, finds him in the middle of the woods, acts like Steve Irwin finding an animal in the wild, Gimli appears every once in a while, making weird comments and joining in making fun of Aragorn, Legolas also tries 5 Minute Crafts life hacks and tests them out with Gimli
Gimli: See “Legolas”
Frodo: Reviews books, teaches English language arts, also teaches other languages for free, talks about publishing his own book, very calm
Sam: Cooking channel, does a taste test every once in a while featuring Rosie, Frodo, Merry, and Pippin. Merry and Pippin weren’t supposed to be there the first time they did it, but then they crashed the taste test and the viewers loved them so much that they had to be there for the rest of the time
Merry and Pippin: Commentary channel, they make fun of everything and crack the worst jokes, sometimes they do pranks just to make fun of the prank channels but Pippin enjoys them far too much, the weirdest editing, constantly reference Vine, they also make really stupid music videos about the weirdest subjects
Eowyn: Tests out weapons of all kinds, also rants about everything in her life, enters into Renaissance Faire duels and battles and films them, talks about what formal wear you can pair with a nice sword, weird editing, uses memes a lot
Faramir: Cozy vlogs with Eowyn, talks about meaningful subjects, talks about old poetry and goes into the deeper meanings of them
Boromir: Vlogs with Merry and Pippin, makes workout videos, constantly advertises Faramir’s channel and links it in the description, very fun
Eomer: His videos are a lot like Boromir’s videos, but with more horses, essentially a cowboy, does a lot of horseback riding and includes Eowyn a lot
Arwen: Fashion expert, models her clothes, makes her own, does a lot of Q&As and gets to know her fans with live videos
Gandalf: Posted exactly one (1) video and it was a blurry video of Pippin trying to ride a little Barbie car over a fence and crashing it and Gandalf being like, “Fool of a Took.”
literally me
I looooove ignoring a character's death in the media I like, like what do you mean they're dead no they aren't they are alive and I'm having a cup of tea with them right now :] no I'm not in denial shut up shut up shutupshutupshut
Return
“She was brought back to Imladris, and though healed in body by Elrond, lost all delight in Middle-earth…” — the Lord of the Rings
For Valentine's Day💕
Remember today, little brother. Today, life is good
“And what do you wish?’ he said at last. ‘That what should be shall be,’ she answered.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring
Support me on my Etsy Shop ✨ Ko-Fi ✨ Society6 Art Prints
Go where you are respected, where you are appreciated, where you are wanted. You gain nothing by sticking it out and swallowing any mistreatment. But by walking away from those experiences you teach yourself that you are worthy of respect, of love, of quality relationships; and you also teach others that when they do not mirror the same level of respect, their access to you is revoked, end of story.
⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚ I have everything and everyone wrapped around my finger, if i want something the whole universe will bend over backwards a thousand times if it has to in order to ensure i get EXACTLY what i want bc i am god. Everything in this world is working for me and only me. Everything is working out for me and going my way, always and forever. Everything in my life is absolutely perfect, and no shitty thoughts can stop me from continuing to live my dream life.⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚
Lord of the Rings is considered High Fantasy and not regular fantasy because when the Balrog’s whip grabs Gandalf and drags him down he doesn’t shout “fuck.”
pure♡
Ophelia by Dorota Górecka
death will not do us part you stupid cunt