Girls On Halloween Be Like

highlights of the only affc chapter jon appears in, which i just read:

-everyone complaining about jon being a dick and sams like you guys are just mad he got a real job and then jon’s kind of a dick and sam’s like 😦

-jon sucks he never hangs out with us anymore he just bosses me around and hits shit with his stupid sword we miss him :(

-aftermath of the jon gilly baby swap “discussion” and jon’s clearly like ok that’s me done being a heinous cunt for today this part will be easy sams going to love going to college but then sam also starts freaking out and jons like what is your PROBLEM!!!!!!!!

-it’s your stupid fault i’m in stupid charge so now you have to deal with it go do autopsies NO MORE negative self talk I WILL KNOW

-“your evil bird drew blood” “ok what do you want me to do about that.”

-just straight up being like i want to fuckin kill the lannisters. anyway the nights watch takes no part or whatever. hope they eat shit and die

-he truly has the bearing of a man who was screaming into a pillow mere seconds before someone entered the room and is going to resume screaming as soon as they leave

-gilly kind of chewing him out on the way out the door and jon’s like :\ ok and sams like well that’s none of my business

-pull your hood up you have snowflakes melting in your hair 😭😭😭😭

I hate when I have to break a routine idk why but like where I usually sit my mom made me move and now I'm annoyed because I usually sit there and I've gotten used to sitting there and now I have to sit somewhere else it's annoying.

besides it was renly that she wanted!!!!

i hate how people read asoiaf and go But what if they were more strategic. oh renly was so dumb to usurp his brother. cersei was so dumb when she [everything she ever did]. daemon was dumb when he did blood and cheese. and its like but they did those things because theyre renly cersei daemon. renly is an attention whore cos he has no parents and two brothers one of whom is a pussy-slaying frat bro and the other is a closeted middle manager. cersei did dumb things because she was raised by tywin 'caesar was right' lannister in the seven 'patriarchy' kingdoms. and daemon is daemon. you guys just want a book where everyone is a flat personality 500iq MENSA logician. and that sounds like dogshit!

i don't understand the recent "how often do men think of the roman empire" trend. one of the most well-known recent academic and popular historians of the roman empire is a woman, mary beard. why do this? it isn't cute or funny if you think about the implications for more than five seconds

very close to just

2014 me is probably really happy that im a tumblr girl

i made this exactly one year ago and i still think the idea for it is good

it can happen to you every moment PSA please dont rotate 2d creatures