So Can We Start Hunting Down White Liberals Now Or What

Baguette means wand in French

how do french wizards take anything seriously??? Like,

"I challenge you to a duel, using only our baguettes!"

"My baguette," Ron said sadly,"my baguette is broken."

"I have to confiscate your baguette young man."

"I can't find my baguette! I'm gonna die!"

Where can you get the audios? I'd really like to find them

I binged Gallifrey: Time War 2&3 over the last few days and asdfghkl I don’t know what to do with myself anymore. Give me boxset 4 now!

Fictional Characters on DofE (should I make a second part???)

In honour of my disastrous DofE Practice Expedition, here are my head canons of fictional DC characters on DofE:

Bruce: Snuck a phone onto the trip just to call his mom (Alfred) Dick: Acts like a mother hen and comes over-equipped Jason: Gets so angry from squelching in wet shoes that he has to distance himself from the rest of the group Tim: Only brings the necessary items and fills the rest of his bag with flasks of coffee Damian: Gets so fed up that he gives everyone the silent treatment Steph: Survives of jelly babies and dried mango Cass: Manages get everyone back on track, but remains completely silent Duke: Has a mini tantrum every time they get lost  Barry: Manages to get everyone lost in the first place Wally: Slips in every puddle Bart: Rushes back and just waits outside the gates of the campsite for five hours Diana: She’s watched the Hunger Games and is ready to go hunting for lunch Kon: Manages to break the tent poles (they find him and Tim in the morning shivering because half the tent flew into a tree) Jon: Relentlessly happy no matter what Billy: No one knew how vulgar he was until the trip

Bonus: Babs: Stays at home and makes fun of everyone else’s pain 

What if aliens know about us and our culture they just don't interact with us because we made horror films about them so they are either insecure or angry?

Is this available outside of the US?

FRIENDS!!! for the holiday season im teaming up with ALWAYS HERE BOOKSTORE, a new queer owned bookstore in Portland!

now thru 12/14 you can order personalized copies of my books AND i'll include the original matching character cards with each book! 😱🌈💖

I hate people, don't want to be social, never met up with friends.

And yet somehow I want to find THE friendship and believe soulmates exist and sit on the beach making flower crowns (even though I don't live near a beach...?)

Shout-out to Aldi who tweeted that UK's set for eurovision looked like it had been shoplifted from IKEA.

Im reading it for the forth time this year someone send help please

what am i meant do now ive finished the sunbearer trials twice, im waiting SO PATIENTLY for the second one