Good Morning! I’m Salty.

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

body language masterlist

a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

550 words to say instead of fuckin said

638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

some more body language help 

Masterlist

This can help you make a difference between shots in my masterlist:

Smut: It has not only sex but also slices of life, and there are described feelings and other things. Those will be the longest shots. 

Porn: Starts with sex and ends with sex. It’s centered around the action itself, little to no feelings described. (4 to 5 pages)

Drabble: short scenario written on the spur of the moment ( usually up to 3 pages at max.)

TODOROKI SHOUTO

Eros and Psyche: [1], [2], [3], [4], [5], [6]

Genre & Warnings: Romance, fantasy!AU, smut, slight angst, fluff

Tags: Vanilla, fingering, vaginal penetration

Summary: Inspired by the Greek Legend of Eros and Psyche.

2. The Prince and the Empress: [1] [2] [3 -coming soon]

Genre & Warnings: Romance, fantasy!AU, fluff, comedy-ish, slight yandere behavior.

Tags: none

Summary: A story in which Shouto is a bratty prince and wants the Empress. 

3. Mommy: One-shot 

Genre & Warnings: Romance, Smut, fluff

Tags: Somnophilia, Praise kink, mommy kink, cunnilingus, vaginal penetration

Summary: Shouto is turned into a child, and s/o has to take care of him.

4. Tease: One-shot 

Genre & Warnings: Porn 

Tags: oral (giving and receiving), deep throat, blowjob, vaginal sex, dirty talk, rough sex, spanking, anal fingering

Summary: You decide to tease Shouto during class. Bad idea. 

5. Let me love you: One-shot 

Genre & Warnings: Fluff, smut, romance (?)

Tags: blowjob, handjob, shower sex, semi-public

Summary: Shouto accidentally walks into the girl’s showers.

6. Needy: One-shot

Genre & Warnings: yandere-ish themes

Tags: none

Summary: In which you are the controlling one and Shouto is the needy/submissive partner

7. Friday Night: One-shot

Genre&Warnings: Fluff, slight angst(?), smut

Tags: blowjob, handjob, sub!Shouto, cowgirl, vaginal penetration, dry humping

Summary: Every Friday night you have a special routine. But What happens when Shouto crushes it? Oh, I’ll tell you: SEX.

8. Mania: One-shot 

Genre&Warnings: Fluff, slight yandere themes, smut

Tags: dubious consent yet consensual, blowjob, vaginal penetration, dom!shouto

Summary: In which Shouto is jealous and is ready to do anything he can to keep you to himself. 

9. Rude: One-shot    part 2 

Genre&Warnings: Crack-fic(?), swearing

Tags: none

Summary: You don’t approve of the arranged marriage, and try to be as rude as possible.

10. Greedy: One-shot 

Genre&Warnings: Porn (domestic at the very end)

Tags: fingering, cunnilingus, spanking, vaginal penetration, creampie, implied breeding kink.

Summary: Just Shouto being your horny husband.

11. Sex tape: One-shot 

Genre & Warnings: Porn

Tags: blowjob, cunnilingus, dirty talk, spanking, vaginal penetration, mirror sex, slight choking.

Summary: The title says it dear. 

12. Midnight affair: One-shot

Genre & Warnings: Fantasy/Renaissance!AU, Smut, Romance,

Tags: blowjob, cunnilingus, vaginal penetration

Summary: Shouto is a prince that is fascinated by mythical creatures. During a hang out with his friends, he encounters an Elf, and he cannot avoid falling for her.

13. Mistletoe: One-shot 

Genre &Warnings: drabble

Tags: none

14. Of Groceries and Panties: one-shot

Genre&Warnings: Crack-fic(?), swearing, drabble

Tags: none

15. Coequal: one-shot 

Genre&Warnings: Fantasy!AU

Tags: none

BAKUGOU KATSUKI

1. That’s my seat: [1], [2]

Genre & Warnings: Smut, slight angst(?), fluff

Tags: cunnilingus, slight dry humping. 

Summary: In which Bakugou and s/o fight over a seat.

2. The Kinky Bookworm: [1] [2]

Genre & Warnings: fluff, smut

Tags: slight dry humping, blowjob, dirty talk, vaginal penetration

Summary: Bakugou is punished with library duty for two weeks, and during that time he gets closer to s/o, someone he considered to be just an extra. 

3. Lust: One-shot. 

Genre & Warnings: Smut, fluff

Tags:  fingering, oral (giving & receiving), deep throat, shameless shit, read at your own risk.

Summary: S/o is a horny woman with a shitty sexual life; Bakugou, like the good friend he is, decides to help her out. 

4. Speechless: One-shot

Genre & Warnings: Domestic, Fluff, song-based scenario

Tags: none

Summary: Inspired by the song Dan + Shay - Speechless

5. Break up with your girlfriend: One-shot 

Genre & Warnings: Angst, song-based drabble

Tags: none

Summary: inspired by Ariana Grande – Break up with your boyfriend.  

6. Lunch Break: One-shot 

Genre&Warnings: Porn

Tags: Handjob, Blow job, cock worship (?)

Summary: Just you sucking off Bakugou instead of eating

7. Mommy: One-shot 

Genre & Warnings: Slice of life, Smut, fluff

Tags: dry humping, handjob, cunnilingus, fem!dom,  praise kink, mommy kink. 

Summary: Bakugou is turned into a child, and s/o has to take care of him.

8. Babyface: One-shot 

Genre & Warnings: Mature, Smut

Tags: quickie, light handjob, vaginal penetration, wall sex

Summary: In which Bakugou likes you but thinks you’re a minor due to your babyface and rejects all your advances.

9. Lovebirds: One-shot

Genre & Warnings: Slice of Life, Fluff (kind of), bakusquad being nosy af, drabble

Tags: none

10. Complicated: One-shot

Genre & Warnings: slice of life, fluff, age gap (for reference, Bakugou is 19 while you’re 25)

Tags: some touchin’ but nothing too explicit, implied sexual activity.

CHISAKI KAI / OVERHAUL

1. Ugly Christmas sweater: One-shot 

Genre &Warnings: AU, fluff, drabble

Tags: none

2. Dumb Texts: [1]

3. What nobody knows: One-shot

Genre & Warnings: Slice of life, smut, fluff

Tags: masturbation, cunnilingus, vaginal penetration, blowjob, light bondage, cockwarming

Summary: In which nobody knows that you have an affair with a criminal.

4. Promised: One-shot

Genre & Warnings: Angst, Fluff, arranged marriage!AU, romance, Yakuza!AU(?)

Tags: none

Summary: Your wedding with Overhaul

5. Babydoll: One-shot 

Genre & Warnings: Porn + a sprinkle of fluff

Tags: blowjob, fingering, vaginal penetration, pretty much vanilla

Summary: Overhaul loses his V card

6. Of Love and Crimes: [A date gone wrong]; 

Genre & Warnings: Comedy, Police procedural, romance, fluff, mentions of death, mentions of drugs, eventual smut, stand-alone shots

Tags: none

Summary: Inspired by Brooklyn 99

7. Sugar baby: One-shot

Genre & Warnings: Smut, sugar daddy/sugar baby dynamic (kind of)

Tags: dry humping, light spanking, blowjob, clothed sex

8. Stress Relief: one-shot (coming soon)

Genre & Warnings: Porn

Tags: Fully clothed, Handjob, Blow job, cock worship

Todoroki x Reader x Bakugou (poly)

1. Sugar and Spice: [1], [2], [3], [4], [5]

Genre & Warnings: Romance, slight angst(?), fluff, smut

Tags: Double penetration, verbal humiliation, slight dry humping, blowjob

Summary: Bakugou falls in love at first sight, but later finds out that s/o is already in a relationship.  

2. Mommy: One-shot (coming soon)

Genre & Warnings: Slice of life, fluff, love rivalry, smut

Tags: dry humping, handjob, blowjob, cunnilingus, fem!dom,  praise kink, mommy kink, double penetration, somnophilia, dub-con yet consensual.

Summary: Bakugou and Todoroki got turned into kids, and it’s up to you to take care of them.

Headcanons

HC:  Todoroki with a s/o with braces

HC: Todoroki and Bakugou (sep) jealous of you spending time with the other

HC: Todoroki with a s/o who works at a flower shop 

HC: Todoroki with a s/o who works at a coffee shop

HC: Todo x Reader x Bakugou (poly) with a s/o who owns a flower shop 

HC: Midoriya with a S/o that hates him at first

HC: Bakugou with a s/o that asks him on a date 

HC: Shouto with a s/o that is scared of her quirk

HC: Bakugou with an s/o that uses him as a reference for her drawings + brother Shinsou

HC: Todoroki with a s/o than can see spirits 

HC: Overhaul in a quirkless!AU

Random stuff/opinions

Overhaul as a virgin

Overhaul preferences when it comes to s/o’s style

Baku and Todo with Fairy!reader

Artists Appreciation Post

What kind of lingerie they enjoy: [Overhaul]  [Todoroki]  [Bakugou]

Drunk Chisaki 

Reacting to s/o sending nudes

The boys as cats

Updated on 11/02/2020

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

Shiro’s always gonna top Keith, like

“You’re the new leader? Okay, cool. Then I’m the Space Captain now.” “You’re gonna save the galaxy with Voltron? Okay but let me save you first with my titan spaceship robot I just made myself lol”

Ong Seongwoo as your boyfriend

Wanna One Boyfriend ღ 2/11

This boy oozes confidence so he wastes no time getting to know you “Hello beautiful, I’m Seongwoo.” (c r i n g e)

But when you guys are out on your first date, he becomes a nervous ball of fluff “S-so…. the weather is nice.”

But after dating for a while, he is oozing confidence again “Your handsome prince has arrived”

“Where? I don’t see Minhyun?” Please put him in his place

You don’t want to feed his ego so you don’t compliment him often but when you do he is just like

Dance lessons from Ong can go two ways. Either this

or this

Never does the dishes bc “Seongwoo, why is my favorite mug in pieces? and why dID YOU JUST LEAVE IT IN THE SINK????”

Definition of ‘get you a man

who can do both’

face timing each other when he is on tour

His reaction whenever you try to pop like him “You’re just so cute!”

Having to share Ong with Daniel

Sometimes conversations with Ong are like “Sometimes I think Jaehwan is better dancer than you.” “Heh, stop messing around (Y/N).”

“I’m being serious” “The betrayal T^T”

Teaching you his famous slate dance

Scaring him bc his reaction is gold

Is an oblivious child sometimes and doesn’t understand why you’re upset with him “Did… did I do something wrong?”

Will consult with his bros about relationship advice “She said something about always breaking her favorite mugs. I don’t understand?? They’re cups?? We can always go buy a new one.”

Having the privilege to deal with this

When you diss/tease his members “That’s my baby!”

When you diss/tease him “Lalalala I can’t hear you.”

Gets jealous easily “Omg Jihoon looked so cute today!” “It was nice knowing you bud.”

Sometimes you catch him talking to himself “Gosh Seongwoo, you’re so good looking. No wonder (Y/N) loves you so much”

Always showing his love for you

Always saying ‘thank you’ Ong style

Dating Ong, there will never be a dull moment and it will be filled with laughter and friendly banter. With that being said, you also need to make sure to keep him in his place bc this boy’s ego sometimes can be much. Although he can be overly confident sometimes, he never forgets to let you know how appreciated and loved you are. Please do the same for this pup. Ong would be the liveliest and most loving boyfriend. Make sure that he is fed, happy and loved. :) 

*Gifs are not mine. Credit to gif makers*

i did this with the comics and the previous seasons so here we go:

season 3 keith and pidge interactions

listen, this seating arrangement was not in relation to their voltron positions, otherwise keith and lance would be on the left side and hunk and pidge on the right. it’s not even limb related otherwise lance would be next to hunk. the only other possible conclusion would be that they chose to sit next to each other.

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be still, my heart ♡ 

Pidge: Valentine's day is just a time where greeting card companies and candy companies get a boost in sales and couples get all mushy and gross with each other.

Keith: I made you a card

Pidge: I'm going to frame this and look at it every day do you know how much I adore you?

name a more iconic duo… i’ll wait. 💚❤

I Thought This Was Slightly Funny

*In the Recording Room*

Jeremy: *grabs a chair and lifts it up* KLANCE WILL BE CANON!

Bex: *grabs one as well* NO PLANCE WILL BE VICTORIOUS!

Everyone Else: *watching amused but slightly frightened*

*After Reading The Season 8 Script*

Bex & Jeremy: KIDGE?!

Steven: *fist pumps the air in the background* Hell yeah, beches!

I’m sorry I’m not funny. Just thinking of this made me kind of laugh. Not hating on anyones ship btw :)