Peter: *trying To Buy A Father’s Day Card At Hallmark*

Peter: *trying to buy a Father’s Day card at Hallmark*

Peter: Excuse me, do you have any that just say “You are my dad?”

Associate: Well, I—

Peter: How about “You banged my mom?”

Associate: No…

Peter: You know what, I’ll just get a blank one.

Peter: *writes* You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card.

More Posts from Boogeyalltheway and Others

1 year ago

yall dont understand how much potential there is for angst in the Dolittle movie.

like, the forehead touch whenever he gets stressed cuz it reminds him of touching forheads with his wife in their last moments together?

why is stubbins living with his aunt and uncle?

what about all of mudfly?

when he goes off at stubbins abt his self-hate and lilys dad has probably said some very mean things that have festered


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11 months ago
Funny As Hell Next Question

funny as hell next question

4 years ago

Klaus: THIS IS MY BODY

Ben:

Klaus: THIS IS MY BODY
1 year ago

I wonder how the Kiwi lady who makes the Ryan Gosling dish towels is doing? specially with Barbie, now she can add Bandana Ryan to her arsenal of Ryan faces...

(the interview, for yalls viewing pleasure https://youtu.be/PCQeKU1t1do?si=kgHl7Zxd98JnpAHN)


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6 months ago

PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU WATCH DIRK GENTLY I WANT TO FOLLOW MORE DGHDA BLOGS

(I ALSO NEED PEOPLE WHO I CAN TALK TO ABOUT THIS SHOW)

3 months ago
Had To Import This One Immediately

Had to import this one immediately

4 years ago

Without context, which i dont have, this gives off “I’M THE DADDY HERE!” Vibes. Correct me if im wrong.

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“I am in the jungle and I am too fast for you. You have teeth and stripes and things that tear.

But I am much too fast…

You want my flesh but you don’t know where the jungle is…Only I know where the jungle is…Only I know…

I am a gazelle.

I am a gazelle and the jungle is my home!”

1 year ago

preach

I think one thing we need to address in the US if we want to de-stigmatize multi-generational households that include ADULTS from multiple generations, is that parents need to learn how to have adult relationships with their offspring.

Should my daughter deign to live with me when she's an adult she will not be my some vassal that has to obey my household rules. She graduates into being a peer in setting and managing the boundaries, cleanliness and appearance of our home.

Too many parents want to have relationships with grown ass adults in which the parents maintain control and authority, and in which they leverage money and history to get their way from an adult who, very reasonably, wants to be able to make choices and have influence. And then those parents wonder why their kids keep their distance!

But then people act like I've lost it because I let my 5 year old pick the color of paint in her room- a room I seldom spend time in except to take care of her, and a room in which I want her to be comfortable and happy.

I'm not gonna let her choose a paint color for the kitchen right now, because she's capricious and bad at negotiating so we can pick a color we all like. But when she's an adult, if she's still living here? Why shouldn't she get to influence her environment?

People like to have agency. We limit the agency of children because they make choices without the full ability to understand the results (sorry baby, you are gonna get vaccinated for pollio even if you don't like it. You don't understand pollio).

But limiting an adults choices in their own home, just because you don't think that home should be a real home for them because it's just for you, is kind of an asshole move, to me.

No need to argue with me if you disagree. You can have your own opinion.

But I couldn't treat my kid that way, and I have seen enough to know that not every parent treats their adult children like permanently incompetent interlopers.

I didn't just buy this house for ME. I bought it for MY FAMILY. My baby is my family.

2 months ago

Interior Chinatown, it's about gentrification, it's about generational trauma, it's about community building, it's about racist scapegoating, it's about police corruption, it's about the pressures of immigrant parenthood, it's about the different expectations for different children and the way it can break them, it's about the meat grinder of capitalism replacing and reusing the lower class like nameless murder victims in a police procedural, it's about the system and its inescapablity, it's about the falacy of the American Dream, it's about urban decay and being abandoned by economic forces, it's about cultural appropriation and tokenism, it's about grief, it's about Jimmy O. Yang kicking ass and looking sexy

3 years ago

Cuz Max’s Aunt is important in the BBC. Owns it? Runs it? Or smth, so thats how they always have a show

Absolutely obsessed with the thought that the BBC offered a (university) drama group with a history of things going badly a spot on their main broadcasting service and despite them driving a ship through their studios, setting the set on fire, fighting with BBC crew and having to call an ambulance they invited them back MULTIPLE TIMES

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