Boighbod - Three Bags Of Ketamine

I saw someone in the tags ask for this so here you go. Lance Reddick as Zavala reading the most hilariously wonderful monologue ever courtesy of twitter.

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There’s a theory that early Europeans started saying “brown one” or “honey-eater” instead of “bear” to avoid summoning them, and similarly my friend has started calling Alexa “the faceless woman” because saying her true name awakens her from her slumber

English has an avoidance register used in the presence of certain respected animals, which sounds fancy until you realize it’s spelling out w-a-l-k and t-r-e-a-t in front of the dog.

Mx. Leah Velleman on twitter

This is me

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i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

MY BOI

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